WELCOME to Tuesday, November 11, 2014.
Fascinating But Irrelevant Facts
- Every person has a unique tongue print.
- Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn’t wear pants.*
- In 1980, a Las Vegas hospital suspended workers for betting on when patients would die.
- Thomas Edison was afraid of the dark.
- ‘Kemo Sabe’ means ‘soggy shrub’ in Navajo.
- In Kentucky, 50% of the people who get married for the first time are teenagers.
- Kotex was first manufactured as bandages, during WWI.
- Einstein couldn’t speak fluently when he was nine. His parents thought he might be retarded.
- In Los Angeles, there are fewer people than there are automobiles.
- About a third of all Americans flush the toilet while they’re still sitting on it.
- You’re more likely to get stung by a bee on a windy day that in any other weather.
- An average person laughs about 5 times a day.
- Research indicates that mosquitoes are attracted to people who have recently eaten bananas.
- Penguins can jump as high as 6 feet in the air.
- The average person is about a quarter of an inch taller at night.
- A sneeze zooms out of your mouth at over 600 mph.
- The three best-known western names in China: Jesus Christ, Richard Nixon, and Elvis Presley.
- The Neanderthal’s brain was bigger than yours is.
- A Saudi Arabian woman can get a divorce if her husband doesn’t give her coffee.
- The average bank teller loses about $250 every year.
- In 1980, there was only one country in the world with no telephones – Bhutan.
- Your right lung takes in more air than your left one does.
- Women’s hearts beat faster than men’s.
- Pollsters say that 40% of dog and cat owners carry pictures of the pets in their wallets.
- Bubble gum contains rubber.
- You can only smell 1/20th as well as a dog.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great Tuesday people and and
whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman!
QUOTES OF THE DAY
Education is what survives when what has been learned has been forgotten. BF Skinner
I think age is a very high price to pay for maturity. Tom Stoppard
The trouble with being punctual is that nobody’s there to appreciate it. Franklin P. Jones
Invention is the mother of necessity. Thorstein Veblen
2 is not equal to 3, not even for large values of 2. Grabel’s Law
If you’re not part of the solution, you’re part of the precipitate. Henry J. Tillman
I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something. Jackie Mason
Most people have seen worse things in private than they pretend to be shocked at in public. Edgar Watson Howe
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
Holding a ‘Wake’: Lead cups were used to drink ale or whisky. The combination would sometimes knock the imbibers out for a couple of days. Someone walking along the road would take them for dead and prepare them for burial. They were laid out on the kitchen table for a couple of days and the family would gather around and eat and drink and wait and see if they would wake up. Hence the custom of holding a ‘wake.
Monday Movie Trivia of the day!‘ How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? “You’re never gonna solve it. It’s not a riddle because Who IS on first. That’s a joke, Ray, it’s comedy, but when you do it you’re not funny. You’re like the comedy of Abbott and Abbott.”
Answer: Rainman! Charlie (Tom Cruise) is clearly irritated with his autistic brother Raymond (Dustin Hoffman) for repeating the “Who’s on First” routine over and over with absolutely no timing or emotion (because of his autism, which Charlie doesn’t really understand). This movie won the Best Picture Oscar in 1988.
Tuesday Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this
quote from??? “No, no, it was an accident. I didn’t mean to kill anybody.”
TODAY MOVIE DIVA AWARD GOES TO MS. KIM HILLYARD FOR A GREAT SOLVING JOB! 
Monday’s Quizzler is……….
In this teaser, you are to start with the letter ‘U’, and then each time add a letter and shuffle it to make a new word. You need to continue this process until you reach the word ‘SUPPORT’.
Not including ‘U’, you must do this in six (6) turns.
Good luck.
U
_ _
_ _ _
_ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _
S U P P O R T
Answer: U
UP
PUT
POUT
SPOUT
STUPOR or SPROUT
SUPPORT
Tuesday’s Quizzler is……….
What does this represent?
NOXQQIVIT
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