Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

WELCOME to Thursday March 15, 2012.
I know it’s a bit early, but today’s is all about St. Patrick’s Day. I figured
that I’d better get this one out because I’m gonna be enjoying
St. Patrick’s Day like I’m sure you and many of your fellow readers
will be this weekend. By the What’s Your Leprechaun Name?
Mine is Tiny Whiskybreath! If you were a little Irish Leprechaun, what
would your name be? Discover your unique Leprechaun name.
Visit: What’s Your Leprechaun Name? That’s my story and I’m sticking
too it! Have a great Thursday and whatever you do, don’t forget to
LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman!

QUOTES OF THE DAY
“A lie can travel halfway around the world while the
truth is putting on its shoes.”
– Mark Twain

“Associate yourself with men of good quality if
you esteem your own reputation for ’tis better to
be alone than in bad company.”
– George Washington

“Such is the irresistible nature of truth that all it
asks, and all it wants, is the liberty of appearing.”
– Thomas Paine

G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
O’Toole worked in the lumber yard for twenty years and all that time he’d been stealing
the wood and selling it. At last his conscience began to bother him and he went to confession
to repent. “Father, it’s 15 years since my last confession, and I’ve been stealing wood from the
lumber yard all those years,” he told the priest. “I understand my son,” says the priest.
“Can you make a Novena?” O’Toole said, “Father, if you have the plans, I’ve got the lumber.”
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Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer?What movie is this quote from???’Pick up your wife before she breaks the other leg.’ Answer: Don’t Say a Word. The kidnapper says this to Michael Douglas about his wife who has broken her leg, when she hears their daughter has been kidnapped she nearly falls out of the bed and the kidnapper can see into their apartment and tells him this.

Thursdays Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from?? ‘You have a great name. You must kill your name before he kills you.’

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Wednesday’s Quizzler is……….
Below you will find uncommon titles to five award winning, or popular children’s books. How many can you decipher?
1. Where the Crimson Foliage Propagates.
2. Obscure Oasis
3. The Sunny Season of the Cygnus.
4. Feline in the Bonnet.
5. A Crumple in Chronology.

ANSWER: 1. Where the Red Fern Grows. 2. Secret Garden. 3. The Summer of the Swans. 4. Cat in the Hat
5. A Wrinkle in Time.

Thursday’s Quizzlers is……….

TODAY’S QUIZZMASTER OF THE DAY AWARD GOES TO MS. ANDREA L. BANKS! INCREDIBLE SOLVING JOB ANDREA!

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