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WELCOME to Thursday, October 22, 2015.    

One liners for the day……… 

1. If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea… does that mean that one enjoys it?

2. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.

3. I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.

4. Some people are like Slinkies … not really good for anything, but you can’t help smiling when 

you see one tumble down the stairs.

5. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

6. How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?

7. Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?

8. I didn’t fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian

9. A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don’t need it.

10. A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

11. I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with “Guess” on it…so I said “Implants?”

12. Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

13. Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.

14. Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says “If an emergency, notify:” I put “DOCTOR”. What’s my mother going to do?

15. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

Check out: These drawings tell us a lot about children’s attitudes to technology

16. The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.

17. I didn’t say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.

18. Good girls are bad girls that never get caught.

19. God must love stupid people. He made SO many.

20. The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!

21. Laugh at your problems, everybody else does.

22. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

23. Crowded elevators smell different to midgets.

24. Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great Thursday and whatever you do,  

don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace, I am outta here, Eucman!    

 

 

DAILY QUOTES….    

“Starbucks is adding a new feature to their drive-through locations, video screens. So that way you can see the person misspell your name on the cup while it’s happening.” -Jimmy Kimmel

“According to a new survey, fewer than 2 percent of hiring managers said they were actively recruiting graduates with liberal arts degrees. Said liberal arts graduates, ‘Latte for Karen.'” -Seth Meyers

“Mayor Bill de Blasio signed a bill last week that requires stores here in New York City to keep their doors closed when their air conditioning is on. So apparently Bill de Blasio is not only our Mayor, he’s also our dad. ‘I’m not paying to cool off the whole world! SHUT THAT DOOR!'” -Jimmy Fallon 

  

 

 

G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….

A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was accomplished, he said that things were all done for him: “I am placed in the door and told when to jump. My hand is placed on my release ring for me, and out I go.” 

“But how do you know when you are going to land?” he was asked. 

“I have a very keen sense of smell and I can smell the trees and grass when I am 300 feet from the ground” he answered. 

“But how do you know when to lift your legs for the final arrival on the ground?” he was again asked. 

The man quickly answered. “Oh, the dog’s leash goes slack.”

 

 

 

Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from??? “You know, all you do is give attitude lately. Been watching too much ‘Dynasty’, bud?”   

Answer:   The Lost Boys! Sam says this to Michael and gets a nice middle finger as a response. 

Thursday Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “You haven’t been feeding her.”

 

 

Wednesday’s Quizzler is……….

I am a world-renowned “symbol”. In the English language, if I’m added to a noun, it turns to an adjective (in most cases).  If you put horizontal lines through me, I become a currency, but it is not used in many countries.  In Spanish, I am a “symbol”, but also I am a word. I am used to connect words and phrases. If you watch your School House Rock, I go along with a junction.  What am I? 

ANSWER: I am Y.

When Y is added to a noun, it often makes it an adjective; i.e. Hair+y=hairy, Smell+y=Smelly, etc.

When you put two horizontals line through a Y, it makes the Yen symbol, found in Japan.

In the Spanish language, Y is the translation for “and”, which is a conjunction. If you watch School House Rock, they do a whole skit on Conjunction Junction. 

 

 

Thursday’s Quizzler is……….

Each of the following sentences has three missing words. The first missing word of each sentence is 6 letters long, the second missing word is 5 letters long, and the third missing word is 4 letters long. All the 6 letter words are anagrams of each other, as are all the 5 letter words, and all the 4 letter words. Can you fill in the blanks?

1) Nobody would ______ to the old pirate any more, because his _____ were far too ____.

2) The fans were ______ as the opposition managed to _____ the game from the home ____.

3) When he decided to ______, he did not expect _____ bread with his ____ every meal.

4) On many of the lake’s ______ in the Spring, _____ will be out looking for a ____. 

 

 

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WELCOME to Friday, January 9, 2015.  

Research mammals………
A research group was engaged in a study of longevity in mammals and had recently focused their attention on a particular species of porpoise, which they studied from their floating laboratory off the coast of Baja Mexico. They came to believe that, if fed just the right combination of nutrients, this particular porpoise could, in theory, live forever.
To put this to the test, they studied the world’s flora and fauna to see if any naturally occurring organism would fit the bill. They finally narrowed the selection down to an unusual species of mynah bird, and they sent a team of researchers off to gather a specimen.
It turns out that the mynah bird in question was quite rare, living only in a single tree in Kenya. The research team finally arrived at the tree to capture a bird, only to find that the tree was surrounded by a pride of very hungry lions, precluding any reasonable attempt to approach and climb the tree.
A suggestion was made that the lions might be manageable if they could be fed, and a couple of fat cape buffalo were captured and offered to the lions. The hungry lions devoured the hapless beasts and lay down upon the grass to digest their meal.
One of the researchers then gingerly tiptoed past the lions, climbed the tree, and had little difficulty capturing one of the mynah birds. He climbed back down the tree and walked past the lions to rejoin the group when a game warden appeared and arrested him for (what else)… “Transporting mynahs across sated lions for immortal porpoises.”Emoji
 
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great Friday people, and   

remember whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP!  Peace I am outta here, Eucman!

 

QUOTES OF THE DAY   

“Here’s the problem I have. You’ve got to start taking down your Christmas decorations. Whenever I take the tree down, I can’t re-tangle the lights the way they were.” -Dave Letterman

“General Mills has announced that they’re making a new flavor of Cheerios made from quinoa. And at the bottom there’s a special prize – Cheerios not made with quinoa.” -Conan O’Brien

“Joe Biden went to Brazil in an effort to try and repair America’s relationship with their government. Biden said, ‘It’s great to be here in the Amazon. I’ve always wanted to see where all the books come from.'” -Jimmy Fallon 

G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….  

My cousin, a perpetual bachelor, owned one of the biggest and fastest-growing businesses in Miami, a furniture store. I convinced him that he needed to take a trip to Italy to visit a manufacturer and check out the merchandise himself. And maybe he could meet an available young Italian women.

As he was checking into a hotel he struck up an acquaintance with a beautiful young lady. She only spoke Italian and he only spoke English–neither understood a word the other spoke. So he took out a pencil and a notebook and drew a picture of a taxi. She smiled, nodded her head and they went for a ride in the park. Later, he drew a picture of a table in a restaurant with a question mark and she nodded. So they went to dinner.

After dinner he sketched two dancers and she was delighted. They went to several nightclubs, drank champagne, danced and had a glorious evening. It had gotten quite late when she motioned for the pencil and drew a picture of a four-poster bed.

He was dumbfounded. To this day he says that he’s never been able to understand how she knew he was in the furniture business. 

Thursday Movie Trivia of the day!‘ How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from??? ‘Why aren’t they in school?!, Why aren’t you in school?!’

Answer: Speed! Sandra Bullock says this in ‘Speed’ when a group of school kids are crossing the street and she can’t stop because the bus will blow up so she swerves to avoid hitting them and causes a big accident. 

Friday Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from???  ‘Well, you believe what you choose, and I’ll believe what I know.’

 

Thursday’s Quizzler is……….

Take the given words, and by moving a single letter from one word to the other, make a pair of synonyms, or near synonyms. For example, given: Boast – Hip, move the ‘s’ from ‘Boast’ to ‘Hip’ creating two synonyms: Boat – Ship.

1. Pain – Nil

2. War – Zoned

3. Routing – Tip

4. Shot – Teaming

5. Right – Blight 

 

ANSWER:  1. Pin – Nail  2. Ward – Zone  3. Outing – Trip  4. Hot – Steaming  5. Bright – Light

Friday’s  Quizzler is……….

What am I?

My first is in sound, but not in thunder.

My second is in noise, but not in poise.

My third is in outrage, but not in grater.

My fourth is in whimper, but not in whisper.

My fifth is in squash, but not in squelches.

My sixth is in mutter, but not in murmur.

My seventh is in gosh, but not in gasp.

My eighth is in yelp, but not in yell.

My ninth is in hoarse, but not in harsh.

My tenth is in eerie, but not in fairy.

My eleventh is in bliss, but not in bless.

My last is in splat, but not spilt.

 

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WELCOME to Thursday May 29, 2014.      

 
Words To Ponder…
 
Life is just a phase you’re going through…you’ll get over it. 
 
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 
 
It is easier to get forgiveness than permission. 
 
For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program. 
 
Age is a very high price to pay for maturity. 
 
If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip. 
 
Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. 
 
A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand. 
 
Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places. 
 
Opportunities always look bigger going than coming. 
 
I don’t repeat gossip, so listen carefully. 
 
Lord, if I can’t be skinny, let all my friends be fat. 
 
My idea of cleaning the house is sweeping the floor with a glance. 
 
Discover Wildlife! Have Kids! 
 
“Genuine Antique Person,” Been there, done that, can’t remember! 
 
Our policy is to always blame the computer. 
 
Take my advice, I’m not using it! 
 
I love to give homemade gifts… umm, which one of the kids would you like? 
 
By the time you find greener pastures, you can’t climb the fence! 
 
I quit jogging for health reasons. My thighs rubbed together so much
it caught my underwear on fire!
 
Junk is something you throw away three weeks before you need it. 
 
There is always one more idiot than you counted on. 
 
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity. 
 
Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you a mechanic. 
 
Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again. 
 
By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends. 
 
Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator. 
 
Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real world. 
 
I believe the only time the world beats a path to my door is when I’m in the bathroom. 
 
Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to be amused. 
 
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great Thursday people and
whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP!  Peace I am outta here, Eucman!
 
QUOTES OF THE DAY   
 “President Obama made an unscheduled stop at a Little League game while he was on his way to a fundraiser. Yeah, because there’s nothing parents love more than their kid’s Little League game getting even longer.” –Jimmy Fallon
 
“A high school girl has invited Joe Biden to be her prom date. Isn’t that nice? However, her father is refusing to let her go with a guy who can’t really describe what he does for a living.” –Conan O’Brien
 
“It’s springtime and earlier today Chris Christie closed the George Washington Bridge for a pollen study.” –David Letterman
 
“The U.S. is accusing Chinese military officials of spying. When asked why they did it, the Chinese officials said it’s payback for all the times your students cheated off the Asian kid.” –Conan O’Brien
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….  
 A man lies on his deathbed, surrounded by his family: a weeping wife and five children. Three of the children are tall, good looking and athletic; but, the fourth and youngest is an ugly runt. “Darling wife,” the husband whispers, “assure me that the youngest child really is mine. I want to know the truth before I die, I will forgive you if …” The wife gently interrupts him. “Yes, my dearest, absolutely, no question, I swear on my mother’s grave that you are his father.” The man then dies, happy. The wife mutters under her breath: “Thank God he didn’t ask about the other four.” 
Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from???  ‘That’s something we shall have to remedy, isn’t it?’
  
Answer: Braveheart!
 
Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this 
quote from??? ‘Well, looks aren’t the most important thing.’ ‘That’s right, the important thing is he’s stupid,
he’s out of work, and he treats me bad.’  
 
Wednesday’s Quizzler is……….
In this teaser, your job is form eight (8) complete words from list A, B, & C. In each list, there are parts of words. Choose one word part from each list (A, B, C) to form the new word.
Example:
CORN + ERST + ONE = CORNERSTONE
List A:
FOR
ANT
EM
BOO
PER
IN
MAT
NO
List B:
CUB
IS
ME
ON
IT
EN
AD
PA
List C:
COPE
THY
DAY
SIC
ATE
RUST
RANG
OR
  
Answer:  1. FORENSIC  2. ANTITRUST  3. EMPATHY  4. BOOMERANG  5. PERISCOPE  6. INCUBATE  7. MATADOR  8. NOONDAY 
 
Thursday’s Quizzler is……….
I am partially baked.
I am not completely lit.
I am a portion of the moon.
I am lesser than full wit.
I am a divider of the hour.
I am not a total lie.
I am a sibling through one parent.
Can you guess….what am I???
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WELCOME to Monday January 13, 2014.  

Marketing …. 
You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say, “I am very rich. Marry me!”
That’s Direct Marketing
You’re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.
One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says,
“He’s very rich. Marry him.”
That’s Advertising.
You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and get her telephone number.
The next day you call and say, “Hi, I’m very rich. Marry me.”
That’s Telemarketing.
You’re at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
You get up and straighten your tie; you walk up to her and pour ! her a
drink.
You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her
a ride, and then say, “By the way, I’m very rich “Will you marry
Me?”
That’s Public Relations.
You’re at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
She walks up to you and says, “You are very rich…”
That’s Brand Recognition.
You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say, “I’m rich. Marry me”
She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.
That’s Customer Feedback
  
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great Monday and whatever you do,
don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman!
 
 
QUOTES OF THE DAY   
“Chris Christie is dealing with a scandal after it was revealed that a top aide shut down access to the George Washington Bridge to get back at a mayor for not endorsing him. Christie was furious when they blocked the bridge. He thought they said they were blocking the fridge.” –Jimmy Fallon
“Chris Christie held a press conference today to address the bridge scandal. He insisted that he is not a bully — and he will sit on anyone who says otherwise.” –Jimmy Fallon
“Yesterday, President Obama gave photographers a rare chance to take pictures of his weekly lunch with Joe Biden. Then Biden told his friends, ‘Told you I knew the president.'” –Jimmy Fallon
“New Jersey Governor Chris Christie doesn’t know yet if he’s running for president in 2016. I guess he’ll cross that bridge when he comes to it.” –Jay Leno
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….  
The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary
school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The
nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:
“Take only ONE. God is watching.”
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a
large pile of chocolate chip cookies.
A child had written a note, “Take all you want. God is watching the
apples.
 
Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from???  ‘If I find out you’re lyin’ to me, I’m gonna come back and kill you in your own kitchen.’ 
 
Answer: Above the Law! Nico Toscani (Steven Seagal) uses this threat on a small-time Chicago crimelord.
 
Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from??? ‘Of course you’re confused — you’re wearing my underwear.’
 
 
Friday’s Quizzler is……….
I have a common English phrase. I feed this phrase into a computer translation program. This translates it into a foreign language then back into English again. Unfortunately, because computers do not understand idiom and sarcasm, the phrase has been changed. It now reads:
 
BLIND, INSANITY.
 
What was the original phrase? 
ANSWER: Out of sight, out of mind
 
Monday’s Quizzler is……….
You have two very hungry termites and two sticks of wood. One stick of wood is 12 inches long and the other is 16 inches long. One termite can eat sticks at the rate of 1 inch every 3 minutes. The other termite can eat 1 inch in 4 minutes. How would you use the termites and sticks to measure 61 minutes?
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WELCOME to Tuesday October 29, 2013.   More Pondering…..

 
Why is it that when you’re driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?

 
If you have your finger touching the rearview mirror that says — “objects in mirror are closer than they appear”, how can that be possible?
 
Why is it so hard to remember how to spell MNEMONIC?
 
If someone invented instant water, what would they mix it with?
 
Why is it called a TV “set” when you only get one?
 
Why does your nose run and your feet smell?
 
Why does an alarm clock “go off” when it begins ringing?
 
If pro is the opposite of con, is progress the opposite of congress?
 
Why does “cleave” mean both split apart and stick together?
 
Why is it, whether you sit up or sit down, the result is the same?
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great Tuesday people, and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman!
 
QUOTES OF THE DAY   
 “Saudi Arabia is now threatening to sever diplomatic ties with the United States over Syria. I hope that doesn’t cause them to do something drastic, you know, like overcharge us for oil.” –Jay Leno
“There’s been a lot of speculation but now it’s clear that Joe Biden will run for president in 2016. In an effort to appear presidential, today Biden launched a website that doesn’t work.” –Conan O’Brien
“One of the contractors who built the Obamacare website testified before Congress today. You can tell he built the site because any time they would ask a question, he would freeze.” –Conan O’Brien
“German Chancellor Angela Merkel said the U.S. would have to regain her trust after the NSA eavesdropped on her cellphone. You know things are bad when we’re being accused of having boundary issues by Germany.” –Conan O’Brien
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
 A woman was walking down the street when she was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked her for a couple of dollars for dinner.
 
The woman took out her wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, “If I give you this money, will you buy some wine with it instead of dinner?”
 
“No,” I had to stop drinking years ago, the homeless woman replied.
 
“Will you use it to go shopping instead of buying food?” the woman asked.
 
“No,” I don’t waste time shopping, the homeless woman said. “I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive.”
 
“Will you spend this on a beauty salon instead of food?” the woman asked.
 
“Are you NUTS!” replied the homeless woman. “I haven’t had my hair done in 20 years!”
 
“Well,” said the woman, “I’m not going to give you the money. Instead, I’m going to take you out for dinner with my husband and myself tonight.
 
The homeless Woman was astounded. “Won’t your husband be furious with you for doing that? I know I’m dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting.”
 
The woman replied, “That’s okay. It’s important for him to see what a woman looks like after she has given up shopping, hair appointments and wine.”
 
 
Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from???  A lot of alliteration from anxious anchors placed in powerful posts!’
 
Answer:  Broadcast News! In my opinion, the best screenplay of the decade, by James L. Brooks. This line is spoken by a rather inebriated Aaron Altman (Albert Brooks — no relation) watching Tom Grunick (William Hurt) on the network news. Tom tends to overuse alliteration in his copy, a fact obviously not overlooked by Aaron.
 
Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from??? ‘That must be one hell of a planet you people come from!’
 
Monday’s Quizzler is……….
One hot afternoon two friends were out relaxing on the back porch.
“Would you like some iced tea?” one man asked his friend.
“Oh yes as long as it is good and cold.”
The host then brought his friend a large glass of iced tea and dropped two small ice cubes in it.
His friend took a sip and remarked, “It’s not very cold.”
“Give it a minute,” the host said.
The iced tea then appeared to start boiling. After a minute or so the ice melted, the boiling stopped, and the glass was ice cold.
The man took a sip and thanked his friend for the very cool drink.
So what made the iced tea cool in this unusual way ? 
ANSWER: The man put dry ice cubes in his friend’s drink. This gave it the appearance of boiling as the ice melted. This also super-cooled the drink in a short time.
It’s a great holiday party trick. Just don’t swallow the ice – very dangerous.
 
Tuesday’s Quizzler is……….
Eagle-eye Ixolite, the world famous dart player, was at an exhibition match and was showing off to the audience.
“I can throw a dart and it will hit the board anywhere I want!” he cried. “Where on the board shall I put my next dart?” he asked the crowd.
A small boy came up to Eagle-Eye and passed him a slip of paper. Eagle-eye, who liked a rebus, took one look at the note, threw his head back and laughed, then threw the dart. Where did it land?
This is what was on the note:
Perfume Bottle R.I.P.
TODAY’S QUIZZMASTER OF THE DAY AWARD GOES TO MS. ANDREA L. BANKS, OUR RESIDENT GENIUS! SUPER SOLVING JOB ANDREA!EmojiEmojiEmojiEmojiEmoji
 
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WELCOME to Wednesday October 17, 2012.   

 Top Things To Do At A Drive-thru…. 
 
1. Drive through the drive thru in reverse and let your passenger order. 
 
2. Ask prices of everything on the menu then order something that you did not ask the price for. 
 
3. Laugh sadistically when asked if you would like ketchup. 
 
4. Tell them you have to use the bathroom. 
 
5. Order a cup of water and two napkins. That’s it. 
 
6. When they hand you your food, hand them a bag back with all the trash from your car in it. 
 
7. Pretend like your car broke down. Ask for assistance in moving it. When they come out, drive away. 
 
8. Demand to speak to the manager. When he comes on, complain that you did not like the way the employee said, “May I take your order?” 
 
9. Just stare at them when you pay and get your food. Don’t break your stare. 
 
10. Honk your horn the whole way through the line. 
 
Hey, that’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a wonderful Wednesday people, and whatever you do, 
don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman! Emoji
 
 
QUOTES OF THE DAY 

“We learned a lot about Joe Biden’s policies last night. As you know,
he has come out very, very strongly against malarkey.” -Jay Leno
“On Saturday the Empire State Building went dark for an hour to draw
attention to climate change. Of course, 10 endangered eagles then
crashed into the building.” -Jimmy Fallon
“China has overtaken the United States as the world’s biggest food and
grocery market. That means they buy and consume more food than we do.
Which when you think about it of course they do. A half hour after they eat,
they’re hungry again. It’s Chinese food.” -Jimmy Kimmel

 
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….  
A teacher was finishing up a lesson on the joys of discovery and the importance of curiosity. 
“Where would we be today,” she asked, “if no one had ever been curious?”  One child quietly 
spoke up from the back of the room. “Still in the Garden of Eden?”  
 

Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ How much movie trivia can you answer?

What movie is this quote from???   “No brother of mine eats rejectamenta in my town!”

Answer: “Ratatouille” was released in 2007. The film is about a rat who wants to become a chef in Paris. Patton Oswalt voices Remy.

The quote belongs to Remy himself. At the very beginning of the film, Remy is telling the audience how much he dislikes being a rat. He does not like what rats eat, which is garbage. Then his brother comes up eating something. Remy asks what it is and he says, “I don’t really know.”. Then comes Remy’s above-mentioned reply. 

Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer?

What movie is this quote from???  “This is called farming! You kids are gonna grow all kinds of plants! Vegetable plants, pizza plants.”

Tuesday’s Quizzler is……….
 A young boy went to a Catholic school. During school he started goofing around, so the teacher called him out and sent him to the Pastor. Since this was a traditional school the boy would be spanked, but the Pastor believed in giving people a chance. He said, “If you can ask me a question about something you learned and I don’t know the answer on the spot you will go free.” 
The boy may have been lazy, but he was very witty. He asked, “What is it that you can see and I can see, usually every day, but God cannot see.” The Pastor stood there, stumped. He couldn’t figure it out because he strongly believed that God sees and knows all, and that there is only one God. The boy smiled and told him.   What was it?
ANSWER: His own equal! We see our equals everyday, but since there is one God, he cannot see someone equal to himself. 
 
Wednesday’s Quizzlers is……….
As you are reading this message, you will notice some spelling errors. Do not be frigtened, however. This is how you must anelyze: 
 
First, find al of the missing, repeated, or incorrect letters.
 
Second, alow yurself to look at these and look at the wword that is represinted.
 
Finally, tell me a numbur that most commonnly is associated with the word.
 
Good luck.
 
 
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