Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏


WELCOME to Friday, October 30, 2015.   

Some of the Funniest Words in English…………. 

La-di-da – An interjection indicating that something is pretentious.

Lagopodous – Like a rabbit’s foot.

Lickety-split – As fast as possible.

Lickspittle – A servile person, a toady.

Logorrhea – Loquaciousness, talkativeness.

Lollygag – To move slowly, fall behind.

Malarkey – Nonsense, balderdash.

Maverick – A loner, someone outside the box.

Mollycoddle – To treat too leniently.

Mugwump – An independent politician who does not follow any party.

Mumpsimus – An outdated and unreasonable position on an issue.

Namby-pamby – Weak, with no backbone.

Nincompoop – A foolish person.

Oocephalus – An egghead.

Ornery – Mean, nasty, grumpy.

Pandiculation – A full body stretch.

Panjandrum – Someone who thinks himself high and mighty.

Pettifogger – A person who tries to befuddle others with his speech.

Pratfall – A fall on one’s rear.

Quean – A disreputable woman.

Rambunctious – Aggressive, hard to control.

Ranivorous – Frog-eating

Rigmarole – Nonsense, unnecessary complexity.

Shenanigan – A prank, mischief.

Sialoquent – Spitting while speaking.

Skedaddle – To hurry somewhere.

Skullduggery – No good, underhanded dealing.

Slangwhanger – A loud abusive speaker or obnoxious writer.

Smellfungus – A perpetual pessimist.

Snickersnee – A long knife.

Snollygoster – A person who can’t be trusted.

Snool – A servile person.

Tatterdemalion – A child in rags.

Troglodyte – Someone or something that lives in a cave.

Turdiform – Having the form of a lark.

Unremacadamized – Having not been repaved with macadam.

Vomitory – An exit or outlet.

Wabbit – Exhausted, tired, worn out.

Widdershins – In a contrary or counterclockwise direction.

Yahoo – A rube, a country bumpkin.

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great weekend and whatever you do,  

don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace, I am outta here, Eucman!    




Start by doing what’s necessary; then do what’s possible; and suddenly you are doing the impossible.  Francis of Assisi 

The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched – they must be felt with the heart. – Helen Keller 

I can’t change the direction of the wind, but I can adjust my sails to always reach my destination. Jimmy Dean 

Nothing is impossible, the word itself says ‘I’m possible’! Audrey Hepburn

Your work is going to fill a large part of your life, and the only way to be truly satisfied is to do what you believe is great work. And the only way to do great work is to love what you do. If you haven’t found it yet, keep looking. Don’t settle. As with all matters of the heart, you’ll know when you find it. Steve Jobs 



G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….

For the first time in many years, a an old man traveled from his rural town to the city to attend a movie. After buying his ticket, he stopped at the concession stand to purchase some popcorn.

Handing the attendant $1.50, he couldn’t help but comment, “The last time I came to the movies, popcorn was only 15 cents.”

“Well, sir,” the attendant replied with a grin, “You’re really going to enjoy yourself. We have sound now..”  


Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from??? “I don’t want to be like him. Make me like you.” 

Answer: Subspecies! Laura says this to Stefan after she’s bitten by his brother Radu. She doesn’t want to be evil, so she asks Stefan to make her like him, a gentle vampire. 

Friday Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “There are two guys carrying a coffin out there.”


Thursday’s Quizzler is……….

What does the star represent in the rebus:


T * I


ANSWER: The Center of Attention 


Friday’s Quizzler is……….

Use the syllables in the sylalist to complete the clues below. Each clue gives how many syllables the answer of it has. Can you complete every question?

Sylalist: al, ag, er, ful, ga, hope, ig, im, ine, ize, loo, rand, re, rus, sa, wal

1. Arctic marine mammal (2)

2. Eskimo Home (2)

3. Optimistic (2)

4. Understand Clearly (3)

5. Chore (2)

6. Suppose (3)

7. Long Narrative (2)


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