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WELCOME to Tuesday, April 28, 2015.    

Steven Wright………………… 
I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car.
How young can you die of old age?
If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back?
If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer?
I used to be a narrator for bad mimes.
On the other hand… You have different fingers.
I can levitate birds. No one cares.
Women… Can’t live with ’em… Can’t shoot ’em.
If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?
What do batteries run on?
I was cleaning out my closet and I found a swim suit that I had made out of sponges. I remember one
time when I wore it. When I got out of the swimming pool nobody could go swimming until I came back.
I bought one of those little glass ball things with the snow in it. You know, you turn it upside down
then you turn it back and it starts to snow. I bought one, except this has a snow plow that does it in rows.
[Later] I bought one of those little glass ball things with the snow in it… Just checking.
I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five.
Why is it, “A penny for your thoughts,” but, “you have to put your two cents in?” Somebody’s making a penny.
My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a whole package of Oreo cookies while waiting in the lobby.
Sometimes she has to cancel the rest of the afternoon’s appointments.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great Tuesday people and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace, I am outta here, Eucman!
 

 

QUOTES OF THE DAY   

“Today is Take Our Daughters and Sons to Work Day, also known as No Work Gets Done Day. I wonder if anyone has ever been fired on ‘take your kid to work day.’ Just imagine, ‘Ron, will you and your daughter step into my office please?’ That would be a lesson about what it is like to work.” -Jimmy Kimmel

“Anybody go to the Olive Garden? Every table at the Olive Garden now has a computer. It’s the perfect way for a family of four to ignore one another. And while you’re there on the Olive Garden computer, you can get on the Internet and look up a better restaurant.” Dave Letterman

“A company has come out with a line of medical marijuana dog treats. Finally a medicine that will help my dog lie on the couch all day.” -Seth Meyers  

 

G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….  

In my sociology class, we were instructed to write down answers to some questions the teacher was asking. 

“Next question,” announced the instructor. “How would you like to be seen by the opposite sex?”

I was thinking about my answer when the young woman next to me turned and asked, “How do you spell ‘intellectual?'” 

Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from??? ‘How am I supposed to get a chick in that?’

Answer: Basketball! Trey Parker and Matt Stone’s comedy masterpiece 

Tuesday Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? ‘WHAT ain’t no country I ever heard of. Do they speak English in WHAT?’  

Monday’s Quizzler is……….

 
How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
 
ANSWER: Concrete floors are very hard to crack!
 
Tuesday’s  Quizzler is……….
The following clues lead to two words or phrases that are the phonetic reverse of each other. When you answer the first clue and flip the syllables, you get the second answer. (Phonetic only, not letters.)Using the clues below, please find the words/phrases in question.
Example: Impertinent * Teetertotter
Answer: Saucy/Seesaw
1. A clock or watch * Period between wars (2 words)
2. Fabulous * Chase after
3. Have faith in * Not disturb (2 words)
4. European weight, informally * Understated (Hyphenated)
5. Student, say, with a summer office job * Go to bed (2 words)
 
 
 
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WELCOME to Thursday, April 23, 2015.   

Neologism – Alternate Meanings for Common Words…
Glibido (v): All talk and no action.
Cantankerous(n), able to drive a tank.
Coffee (n.), the person upon whom one coughs.
Esplanade (v.), to attempt an explanation while drunk.
Willy-nilly (adj.), impotent.
Gargoyle (n.), olive-flavoured mouthwash.
Defenestration (n.), Uninstalling Windows 7 and then installing Linux.
Giraffiti (n): Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.
Balderdash (n.), a rapidly receding hairline.
Sarchasm (n): The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn’t get it.
Dopeler effect (n): The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly
Arachnoleptic fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you’ve accidentally walked through a spider web.
Inoculatte (v): To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.
Flabbergasted (adj.), appalled over how much weight you have gained.
Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.
Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after finding half a grub in the fruit you’re eating.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Because I know because somebody out there is laughing! Have a great Thursday
people and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace, I am outta here, Eucman!
 

 

QUOTES OF THE DAY   

“A Wisconsin woman recently got a high school diploma at the age of 103 and says she is now considering going to college. Friends are recommending a two-year college.” -Conan O’Brien

“Ben & Jerry’s is working with a beer company to develop a ‘salted caramel brownie brown ale’ that will be sold later this summer. It’ll mark the first time you’ll actually feel great after finishing a second pint of Ben & Jerry’s. ” -Jimmy Fallon

“Teenagers across the country have been participating in the Kylie Jenner Lips Challenge, in which they place a jar around their lips and suck in air in order to make their lips swell. While teenagers in China have been participating in something called ‘school.'” -Seth Meyers 

G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….  

A research team proceeded towards the apex of a natural geologic protuberance, the purpose of their expedition being the procurement of a sample of fluid hydride of oxygen in a large vessel, the exact size of which was unspecified.

One member of the team precipitously descended, sustaining severe damage to the upper cranial structure; subsequently the second member of the team performed a self-rotational translation oriented in the same direction taken by the first team member.

It will be a while before Jack and Jill head up that hill for a pail of water again.  

Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from???  ‘Dead or alive, you are coming with me.’

Answer: Robocop! Great action film from the 80s. 

Thursday Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? ‘Good, bad, I’m the one with the gun.’ 

Wednesday’s Quizzler is……….

 There are two groups of four-letter words used in the sentences below. The first missing words of each sentence are anagrams of each other, and the second missing words are also anagrams of each other. Can you find them?
 
1. The hunters set a ____ for the hare. How else were they to enjoy its succulent _____ ?
 
2. They all listened in ____ attention as their leader spoke and motivated them to work as a ____.
 
3. There will always be a small ____ of wildness in a cat, though it is considered to be a ____ animal today.
 
ANSWER: 1. The hunters set a TRAP for the hare. How else were they to enjoy its succulent MEAT ?
 
2. They all listened in RAPT attention as their leader spoke and motivated them to work as a TEAM.
 
3. There will always be a small PART of wildness in a cat, though it is considered to be a TAME animal today.
 
Group I – TRAP, RAPT, PART
Group II – MEAT, TEAM, TAME 
 

Thursday’s  Quizzler is……….

What is 3/7 chicken, 2/3 cat and 1/2 goat?
 
 
 
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WELCOME to Friday August 30, 2013. Ringing Doubts..

1.If all the nations in the world are in debt(am not joking. even US has got debts), where did all the money go?(weird)
2.When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it? (to be give a thought)
3.What is the speed of darkness? (absurd)
4.If the “black box” flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn’t the whole airplane made out of that stuff? (very good thinking)
5.Who copyrighted the copyright symbol? (who knows)
6.Can you cry under water? (let me try)
7.Why do people say, “you’ve been working like a dog” when dogs just sit around all day? (i think they meant something else)
8.Why are the numbers on a calculator and a phone reversed? (God knows)
9.Do fish ever get thirsty? (let me ask and tell)
10.Can you get cornered in a round room? (by ones eyes)
12.Why do birds not fall out of trees when they sleep? (tonight i will stay and watch)
13.What came first, the fruit or the color orange? (seed)
14.If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from? (No comments)
15.What should one call a male ladybird? (No comments)
16.If a person suffered from amnesia and then was cured would they remember that they forgot? (can somebody help )
17.Can you blow a balloon up under water? (yes u can)
18.Why is it called a “building” when it is already built? (strange isnt it)
19.If you were traveling at the speed of sound and you turned on your radio would you be ! able to hear it? (got to think scientifically)
20.If you’re traveling at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what happens? (i dont have a chance to try)
21.Why is it called a TV set when theres only one? (very nice)
22.If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth? (this is nice)
23.Why do most cars have speedometers that go up to at least 130 when you legally can’t go that fast on any road? (stupid, break the law)
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great weekend people, and whatever you do today, don’t
forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman!
 
QUOTES OF THE DAY   
“The state attorney general of New York is suing Donald Trump for $40 million, claiming that Donald Trump University is not a real university. The state claims it’s not a real college because students get very little education and were unable to find jobs after they graduated. Sounds like a real college to me.” -Jay Leno
“A brewery in Japan has introduced a beer made from elephant dung. How do you market something like that? ‘I don’t always drink beer, but when I do, I make sure it comes from an elephant’s butt.'” -Craig Ferguson
“Teachers at nine universities are using a new technology that can tell if students are actually reading their textbooks. Let me save you some time. They’re not.” -Jimmy Kimmel
 
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….  
I went through the McDonald’s take-out window and my total was $4.25, so I gave the clerk a $5 bill and I also handed her a quarter. She said, “you gave me too much money.”
I said, “Yes I know, but this way you can just give me a dollar bill back.”
She sighed and went to get the manager who asked me to repeat my request. I did so, and he handed me back the quarter, and said “We’re sorry but they could not do that kind of thing.”
The clerk then proceeded to give me back $1 and 75 cents in change.
Do not confuse the clerks at McD’s. Or do. Who knows, you might get lucky.
 
Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? “For you to get involved here, its like sleeping with another mans wife… and what you are suggesting is that afterwards they all live together under the same roof… but what really happens is that the betrayed husband goes out and buys a gun.”?
 
Answer: “The Sum of All Fears” centers on a young Jack Ryan who is at this point of the Clancy timeline a junior analyst for the CIA. The plot of the film revolves around an Eastern European terrorist group’s plot to detonate a nuclear device at a sporting event in Baltimore in an effort to create a war between the US and Russia. Ryan and his superior, CIA Director William Cabot, are on a mission to inspect a Russian nuclear weapon facility. While in country, they are invited to the Kremlin to meet with newly elected Russian Federation President Alexander Nemerov. President Nemerov uses this analogy to suggest that the US keep out of the current Russian-Chechen crisis. Despite this tacit threat, Ryan manages to wins Nemerov over on this trip and will take advantage of the Russian President liking him later on in the film to help thwart nuclear war between the two super powers.
 
Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from??? “Dr. Ryan, I’m a politician which means I’m a liar and a cheat. If I’m not kissing babies, I’m stealing their lollipops.”
 
 
Thursday’s Quizzler is……….
The following clues give definitions for world capitals. These definitions describe what the capitals (just the city) sound like they would mean.
1) This capital is a recently opened store for cooked meats.
2) This capital is plant-covered bovine.
3) This capital is a tool used for fighting.
4) This capital is a royal weight.
5) This capital is a cheer for a body of water.
6) This capital is the legendary vehicle graveyard.
7) This capital is something that annoys a religious figure.
8) This capital is a basic digit.
9) This capital is something you get from the sun.
10) This capital is a score for a ringer.
ANSWER: 1) New Delhi (New Deli), India
2) Moscow (Moss Cow), Russia
3) Warsaw (War Saw), Poland
4) Kingston (King’s Ton), Jamaica
5) Beirut (Bay Root), Lebanon
6) Khartoum (Car Tomb), Sudan
7) Budapest (Buddha Pest), Hungary
8) Quito (Key Toe), Ecuador
9) Bern (Burn), Switzerland
10) Belgrade (Bell Grade), Serbia and Montenegro
Friday’s Quizzler is………. 
We are two different things
We can both be ridden
One runs on black ground
The other runs on green
We both drink liquids
And we have the same name
What are we?
 
 

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F98CE5C17FA966E812BF6D3AC4DE_h316_w628_m5_cHISxHeIVWELCOME to Monday June 24, 2013.   Really Dumb Questions…

As far as dumb questions go, well…
1. Why does your gynecologist leave the room when you undress?
2. If a person owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way down to the center of the earth?
3. Why can’t woman put their mascara on with their mouth closed?
4. Why is it called alcoholics anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say
“hi, my name’s Bob. I’m an alcoholic”?
5. If you mated a Bulldog with a Shitsu what would you call it?
6. Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?
7. Why is there a light in the fridge but not in the freezer?
8. Why does mineral water that has trickled through mountains for centuries
have a use by date?
9. Why do toasters always have a setting on them which burns your toast to a
horrible crisp no one would eat?
10. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say “I think i’ll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out”?
11. What do people in China call their good plates?
12. If the professor on Gilligan’s Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can’t he fix a hole in a boat?
13. Why does Goofy stand on two legs when Pluto remains on four? They’re both dogs.
14. What do you call male ballerinas?
15. Can blind people see their dreams and do they dream?
16. If Wile E coyote has enough money to by all that Acme crap why doesn’t he buy his dinner?
17. Why is a person who handles money called a broker?
18. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
19. If corn oil is made from corn and vegetable oil is made from vegetables. What is baby oil made from?
20. If a man is walking in a forest and no women is there to hear him is he still wrong?
21. Why is it that when someone tells you that there’s billions of stars in the universe,
you believe them. But if they tell you there’s wet paint somewhere you have to touch it?
22. Why do you call it an asteroid when its outside the hemisphere, yet call it hemorrhoid when its in your A*s?
23. Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great Monday people, and whatever you do today, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman!
 
 
QUOTES OF THE DAY 
You can’t wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club.
Jack London
Giving opens the way for receiving.
Florence Scovel Shinn
Art hurts. Art urges voyages – and it is easier to stay at home.
Gwendolyn Brooks
Nature is never finished.
Robert Smithson
Until Eve arrived, this was a man’s world.
Richard Armour
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….  
A passenger jet taxiing down the runway, abruptly came to a stop, turned around and returned to the gate and stopped. Eventually, after an hour-long wait, the flight finally took off to air.
 
A scared concerned passenger asked the flight attendant, “What was the problem?”
 
“The pilot was bothered by a noise he heard in the engine.” explained the Flight Attendant.
 
“Well, I hope it’s all sorted now.” Replied the nervous passenger.
 
“Oh yes, it’s fine now Sir, it just took us a while to find a new pilot and replace him.” 
 
 
Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from???  “I knew a man once who said, ‘Death smiles at us all. All a man can do is smile back.'”
 
 Answer: Gladiator! “Gladiator” in my opinion, is an exceptional movie and is directed by the fantastic Ridley Scott. It tells the epic story of a fierce Roman General in the Roman Army, who is sold into slavery and made to fight in the great arena of the Colosseum. 
 
Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from??? 
“I remember the moment you fell in love with me, I could see it in your eyes. I can still see it.”
 
Friday’s Quizzler is……….
What famous classical composition is shown by the following:
Bach, Berlioz, Bizet, Borodin, Beethoven, Brahms
 
ANSWER:  Beethoven’s Fifth
(Beethoven is fifth in the list)
 
Monday’s Quizzler is………. 
You see me often ladies,
For I am a part of your life.
I sometimes bother babies
But prefer to cause adults strife.
My looks are a sign of your personality.
My strength cannot measure up to yours.
With most people I am there for eternity.
Onto me, water often pours.
Many look to me with pride,
While others wish to change me.
Drifting slowly, my time I bide
Waiting for you to see
That I am just a thing you’re given,
Not something very important.
For I have always been and will forever be dead.
 
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553921_419704514748459_873848398_nWELCOME to Thursday May 23, 2013.  More Pondering….. 

Why are cigarettes sold in petrol stations when smoking is prohibited there?
 
* If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?
 
* Why is abbreviation such a long word?
 
* Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?
 
* Why do they call it a TV set when you only get one?
 
* What was the best thing before sliced bread?
 
* How does the guy who drives the snowplough get to work in the mornings?
 
* Why is it that when you transport something by car, it’s called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it’s called cargo?
 
* If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?
 
* Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
 
* I woke up one morning and all of my stuff had been stolen…and replaced by exact duplicates.
 
* Borrow money from pessimists – they don’t expect it back.
 
* Half the people you know are below average.
 
* How do you tell when you’re out of invisible ink?
 
* My mechanic told me, “I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
 
* Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
 
* How do I set my laser printer on stun?
 
* If the black box flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn’t the whole airplane made out of the stuff?
 
* If most car accidents occur within five km’s of home, why doesn’t everyone just move 10 km’s away?
 
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great Thursday people, and whatever you do today, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman! Emoji
 
QUOTES OF THE DAY 
The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched – they must be felt with the heart.
Helen Keller
It is during our darkest moments that we must focus to see the light.
Aristotle Onassis
Don’t judge each day by the harvest you reap but by the seeds that you plant.
Robert Louis Stevenson
Try to be like the turtle – at ease in your own shell.
Bill Copeland
Find a place inside where there’s joy, and the joy will burn out the pain.
Joseph Campbell
I believe in pink. I believe that laughing is the best calorie burner. I believe in kissing, kissing a lot. I believe in being strong when everything seems to be going wrong. I believe that happy girls are the prettiest girls. I believe that tomorrow is another day and I believe in miracles.  Audrey Hepburn
Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree.
Martin Luther
Happiness is not something you postpone for the future; it is something you design for the present.
Jim Rohn
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….  
Dear mum, I am writing you this note to say that I haven’t been honest to you lately. I have a boyfriend, his name is Dragon and he lives in a trailer in the woods he wears biker clothes and deals Ecstasy. I am moving in with him and I am four months pregnant. His friends will come over all the time so I can get a little friendly with them. We will make a living out of growing drugs and selling them to Dragons friends as are both already drug addicts, we will live a life of drugs, beer and lots of sex. Wish us luck Katie. P.S. – I am at the neighbors house, all of the above was a lie I just wanted to let you know there are worse things in life than my report card which is in the top drawer.
 
Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from???  “Listen. You listen to me. You see that city over there? THAT’S where I’m supposed to be. Not down here with the dogs, and the garbage, and last month’s newspapers blowing *back* and *forth*. I’ve had it with them, I’ve had it with you, I’ve had it with ALL THIS – *I want ROOM SERVICE*! I want the club sandwich, I want the cold Mexican beer, I want a $10,000-a-night hooker! I want my shirts laundered… like they do… at the Imperial Hotel… in Tokyo.”
 
Answer:  Johnny Mnemonic! The scene for this quote takes place as Mnemonic (Keanu Reeves) expresses his frustration in hiding in rundown areas to avoid being beheaded by the Street Preacher (Dolph Lundgren).
 
Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from???
“Who is Keyser Soze? He is supposed to be Turkish. Some say his father was German. Nobody believed he was real. Nobody ever saw him or knew anybody that ever worked directly for him, but to hear Kobayashi tell it, anybody could have worked for Soze. You never knew. That was his power. The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn’t exist. And like that, poof. He’s gone.”
 
Wednesday’s Quizzler is……….
This list of seventeen one-word items can be turned into common expressions by the addition of the same two new words, in the same order, to each. What are the two words?   books, bottle, brakes, bricks, ceiling, deck, dirt, fan, hay, jackpot, road, roof, sack, sauce, skids, spot, trail
ANSWER: Put the words *hit the* in front of any word on the list and it will make a common expression.
Thursday’s Quizzler is……….
What phrase is shown here?
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