WELCOME to Monday May 7, 2018.
The confidence in his smile… that smile that pulled me in like ice cream melting down a cone.
With the broken sob of a candy mugged infant, Brett rolled across the bed into the recently vacated hollow – a depression created by the recently departed Maria.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great Monday people, and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman!
“A California man who police say was drunk and hungry broke into a Taco Bell this weekend in the middle of the night and ate taco ingredients. It’s one of those rare offenses where the punishment is the crime.” -Seth Meyers
“7-Eleven has announced they are going to be offering healthier options for their customers. The CEO said, ‘We want our customers to live to be as old as one of our hot dogs.'” -Conan O’Brien
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from???
ANSWER:Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery!
1) Spk sftl nd crr bg stck.
2) gv hm th whl nn yrds!
3) Nvr hv s fw gvn s mch fr s mn.
Answer: 1) Speak softly and carry a big stick.
Bonus: Theodore Roosevelt.
2) I gave him the whole nine yards!
Bonus: Fighter pilots would say this when they shot all 27 feet of ammunition at one target.
3) Never have so few given so much for so many.
Bonus: Winston Churchill, praising the British fighter pilots who won the Battle of Britain.
2 5 10
3 10 20
4 17 34
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