Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

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WELCOME to Monday April 23, 2018.

Here’ The Story…..

Yesterday I lost a close friend whom I know for over 58 years of my life. He was a second or third generation friend and let’s just say we have spent a lot of time together, I depended on him to do his job everyday.  He had really been struggling to hang in there the last couple of years. Doc said he could help him out but in the end, he was hanging onto that last thread. I knew he was going I knew the pain that was there. First,
there was a lot of blood and he got real loose in the end. You could see him of rocking back and forth.

Every time I ate something, I would think about him and I could just feel the pain.  Sometimes it hurt so much it brought man tears, yes man tears to my eyes. I would turn my head to the side and quick wipe the tears with a tissue after faking a sneeze. The people around me would ask me “Are You Ok? I would softly answer yes and
manage the pain. You see I been losing my friends over the last couple of years, it’s a total of 6 whom have been with me all of my life and it pains me that they are gone, I really needed them. I’m really gonna miss that tooth! Well that’s my story and I’m sticking too it. Have a great Monday people, and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman!

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DAILY QUOTES...

“SpaceX is planning to build a Mars rocket right here in Los Angeles. The voyage to Mars will take nine months, but eight of those months will be spent just getting out of L.A.” -Conan O’Brien

“In honor of Tax Day, Hardee’s offered free breakfast biscuits if you said the password ‘Made From Scratch.’ Arby’s had a similar deal. They gave you a free roast beef sandwich with the password ‘Made From Squirrel.'” -Jimmy Fallon

“New Jersey is considering a bill that would outlaw texting while walking, and make it punishable by 15 days in jail. And according to a new poll, people kept running into it.” -Seth Meyers

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G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
At a workshop on dog temperament, the instructor noted that a test for a canine’s disposition was for an owner to fall down and act hurt. A dog with poor temperament would try to bite the person, whereas a good dog would lick his owner’s face or show concern.

Once, while eating pizza in the living room, I decided to try out this theory on my two dogs. I stood up, clutched my heart, let out a scream and collapsed on the floor.

The dogs looked at me, glanced at each other and raced to the coffee table for my pizza. 😐😏

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Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from???

“We’re gonna need some new FBI guys.”

ANSWER:

Die Hard! Spoken as the two agents already on the scene, Johnson and Johnson, are crashing to the ground in a burning helicopter.

Mondays Movie Trivia of the day!

 ‘I got peed on.’

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Friday’s Quizzler is……….

Each group of three definitions describes three words that are spelled the same, except for one letter (each group describes a different set of words). Example: king, ring, wing.

1a) inexperienced
1b) to address with expressions of kind wishes
1c) unreasonable selfish desire

2a) highly skilled
2b) to conform
2c) to accept formally and put into effect

3a) a committee for judging and awarding prizes
3b) conceal or hide
3c) violent anger

4a) a rounded shape
4b) spoken
4c) a gemstone

Below  are 3 pairs of words. Find the words that fit in the middle of each  pair of words to create two new words, one front-ended and one  back-ended.

Example: EVER – ______ – HORN
Answer: EVER – GREEN – HORN

SLIP ___________ LINED
BREAD __________ CASE
OTHER __________ CRACK

ANSWER:  

SLIP – STREAM – LINED
BREAD – BASKET – CASE
OTHER – WISE – CRACK
Monday’s Quizzler is……….
I am a letter.

I am in talk, and in stop,
I am in tickle, and in tackle,
I am in bullet, and kite,
I am in poster, and in tear,
I am in torn, and in fear,
I am in tick, and in stock,
I am in tulip, but I’m also in by.

What am I?


LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in TUESDAY’S Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases!  Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com.https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/
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