Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

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WELCOME to Tuesday April 3, 2018.

Useless Inventions…..

Non stick Cellotape

Solar Powered Flash Light

A black highlighter pen

Glow in the dark sunglasses

Inflatable Anchor

Smooth Sandpaper

Waterproof sponge

Waterproof Teabags

AC adapter for Solar powered calculators

Fireproof Matches

Fireproof Cigarettes

Battery powered Battery Charger

Seatbelts for Motorbikes

Hand powered Chainsaw

Inflatable Dartboard

Silent Alarm Clock

A Pedal powered wheelchair

Braille Drivers Manual

Double sided playing cards

Ejector seats for Helicopters

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great Tuesday people, and whatever you do,don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman!

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DAILY QUOTES...

“A balloon released by a girl in Texas was found this week over 900 miles away in Ohio.
Or, more likely, Ohio also has red balloons.” -Seth Meyers

“Chipotle is considering opening a new restaurant that specializes in hamburgers. After
what their burritos did, Chipotle now wants to ruin a new set of buns.” -Jimmy Fallon

“A controversial 1,200-year-old document has been found that shows evidence that Jesus
was married. I don’t believe it. What married guy gets to spend all his free time with his
12 buddies?” -Conan O’Brien

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G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
A priest had the weight of the world on his shoulders and was showing the effects. The church sent him to a psychiatrist, who ordered him to take a week off. So the priest left his religious paraphernalia behind him and went to a neighboring city. He got himself a nice room and went to the hotel bar to relax with a couple stiff drinks.

A waitress in a short skirt and low-cut uniform came over and asked, “What’ll it be, Father?”  The priest felt to see if he was still wearing his collar by mistake, but he had none on.  “How did you know I’m a priest?” he asked. The waitress said, “I’m Sister Mary Margaret. We go to the same psychiatrist!”
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Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from???

‘Why does Andrew get to get up? If he gets up, we’ll all get up, it’ll be anarchy!’

ANSWER: The Breakfast Club!  

This catch phrase comes to us from the classic ’80s movie ‘The Breakfast Club’. The Brat Pack at its finest, which includes Molly Ringwald, Anthony Michael Hall, Emilio Estevez, Ally Sheedy and Judd Nelson.

Tuesdays Movie Trivia of the day!
‘Cameron is so tight if you stuck a lump of coal…in two weeks you’d have a diamond.’

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Monday’s Quizzler is………. 

Each group of three definitions describes three words that are spelled the same, except for one letter (each group describes a
different set of words). Example: king, ring, wing.

1a) inexperienced
1b) to address with expressions of kind wishes
1c) unreasonable selfish desire

2a) highly skilled
2b) to conform
2c) to accept formally and put into effect

3a) a committee for judging and awarding prizes
3b) conceal or hide
3c) violent anger

4a) a rounded shape
4b) spoken
4c) a gemstone

In this teaser, I have given you a 9-letter word. Your job is to break up this word into 9 separate letters and
place them on the dashes to spell a 7-letter word, a 5-letter word, and a 3-letter word. You can use each letter only once.

CULTIVATE

1. _ A _ I _ N _
2. _ O _ N _
3. _ C _

ANSWER:

1. VALIANT
2. COUNT
3. ICE
Tuesday’s Quizzler is……….
Which of the following six names is the odd one out?

Eva, Sophia, Diana, Carol, Lin, or Mary?

Two hints are given, the second of which might be a giveaway…




LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in WEDNESDAY’S Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases!  Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com.https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/

 

 

 

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