Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

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WELCOME to Friday March 30, 2018.

Easter Bunny’s Funnies…

Q: What do you call a bunny with a large brain?
A: An egghead.

Q: Why did the Easter egg hide?
A: He was a little chicken!

Q: What do you call ten rabbits marching backwards?
A: A receding hareline.

Q: Why did the magician have to cancel his show?
A: He’d just washed his hare and couldn’t do a thing with it.

Q: What do you call a duck who plays basketball?
A: A slam duck.

Q. What do Easter Bunny helpers get for making a basket?
A. Two points, just like anyone else on the team.

Q. What’s invisible and smells like carrots?
A. The Ether Bunny

Q: What’s the difference between a bunny and a lumberjack?
A: One chews and hops, the other hews and chops.

Q: What did the rabbit say to the carrot?
A: It’s been nice gnawing at you.

Q: Why did the rabbit cross the road?
A: Because it was the chicken’s day off.

  

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great Easter weekend people, and whatever you do,don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman!

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DAILY QUOTES...

Easter spells out beauty, the rare beauty of new life.   S.D. Gordon

He who wants Lent to seem short should contract a debt to be
repaid at Easter.  Italian Proverb

Easter tells us that life is to be interpreted not simply in terms of things
but in terms of ideals.  Charles M. Crowe

Easter, so longed for, is gone in a day.  James Howell

“There’s nothing better than a good friend, except a good friend
with CHOCOLATE.”  Linda Grayson, “The Pickwick Papers”

“All I really need is love, but a little chocolate now and
then doesn’t hurt!”  Lucy Van Pelt, “Peanuts”

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G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….

Rules of Chocolate Easter Eggs

If you get melted chocolate all over your hands, you’re eating it too slowly.

Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices and strawberries all count as fruit,
so eat as many as you want.

Diet tip: Eat an Easter egg before each meal.

It’ll take the edge off your appetite, and that way you’ll eat less.

If you can’t eat all your chocolate, it will keep in the freezer. But if you can’t eat all
your chocolate, what’s wrong with you?

If calories are an issue, store your chocolate on top of the fridge.  Calories are afraid of
heights, and they will jump out of the chocolate to protect themselves.

Money talks. Chocolate sings.

Chocolate has many preservatives.  Preservatives make you look younger.

The problem: How to get two pounds of chocolate eggs home from the store in a hot car.
The solution: Eat the eggs in the car park.

Why is there no such organization as Chocoholics Anonymous?
Because no one wants to quit.

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Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from???
‘…for my will is as strong as yours, and my kingdom is as great. You have no power over me.’

ANSWER: Labyrinth! Jim Henson and George Lucas team up for this 80’s classic fantasy
starring none other than David Bowie!

Fridays Movie Trivia of the day!
‘Fresh breath is the priority of my life.’

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Thursday’s Quizzler is……….

Each group of three definitions describes three words that are spelled the same, except for one letter (each group describes a
different set of words). Example: king, ring, wing.

1a) inexperienced
1b) to address with expressions of kind wishes
1c) unreasonable selfish desire

2a) highly skilled
2b) to conform
2c) to accept formally and put into effect

3a) a committee for judging and awarding prizes
3b) conceal or hide
3c) violent anger

4a) a rounded shape
4b) spoken
4c) a gemstone

In each sentence below, two words are incomplete. The two words end in the same three letters, so they look like they should rhyme, but they don’t. See if you can figure out the missing letters in each sentence. Example: One symptom of bronchitis is a ro___ co___. (The two words are: rough & cough.)

1. Now that I can fly a kite, I don’t m___ the w___.
2. Children in Alabama could be called the Deep So___ yo___.
3. That bully must ce___ to te___ his fellow students.
4. By his 18th birthday, the prince had gr___ into his cr___.

ANSWER:

1. mind wind
2. south youth
3. cease tease
4. grown crown
Friday’s Quizzler is……….
“One of the volcanoes on the Hawaiian islands just erupted and sent all kinds of rock and ash into the air! I just saw it on the news!”, Fred spouted, running into the room. Everyone paid close attention to the television set as they changed it to the news channel. Liz, knowing that isn’t true said, “Hawaii? I think not”. How did Liz know the eruption never happened?😎
LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in MONDAY’S Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases!  Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com.https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/

 

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