Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏

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WELCOME to Friday March 16, 2018.

Unusual and Strange Phobias……
Pteronophobia – Panic when tickled by feathers.

Pediophobia – Fear of dolls.
Russophobia – Dread of Russians.
Zemmiphobia – Fear of the great mole rat.
Consecotaleophobia – Fear of chopsticks.
Dendrophobia – Trepidation when amongst trees.
Dextrophobia – Fear of objects at the right side of the body.
Eleutherophobia – Strange phobia of freedom.
Epistemophobia – Fear of knowledge.
Ereuthrophobia – Dread of blushing.
Euphobia – Fear of hearing good news.
Genuphobia – Funny phobia of knees.
Graphophobia – Fear of writing or handwriting.
Geumaphobia or Geumophobia – Fear of taste.
Helminthophobia – Phobia of being infested with worms.
Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia – Fear of long words.
Hobophobia – Alarm of being next to vagrants or beggars.
Koinoniphobia – Funny fear of rooms.
Leprophobia or Lepraphobia – Panic of catching leprosy.
Levophobia – Fear of things to the left side of the body.
Linonophobia – Strange phobia of string.
Logophobia – Fear of words.
Lutraphobia – Phobia of otters.
Melophobia – Fear of music
Nosocomephobia – Dread of hospitals.
Panophobia or Pantophobia – Fear of everything.
Extra one for luck: Phobophobia – The fear of developing a phobia, which, we suppose, sums it all up.

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a wonderful weekend people, and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman!

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DAILY QUOTES...

Those who do not learn the lessons of history are bound to
repeat them. Santyana

He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not
ask remains a fool forever. Chinese proverb

I cannot teach anybody anything, I can only make them think.
Socrates (470-399 B.C.)

I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and
I understand. Confucius

All things are difficult before they are easy.
Thomas Fuller

Curiosity is one of the permanent and certain characteristics
of a vigorous mind. Samuel Johnson

I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have.
Thomas Jefferson (1743-1826)

I am still learning.
Michelangelo

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G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
‘Doctor O’Hara,’ Ranjit pleaded, ‘I’ve got trouble. Every time I get into bed,
I think there’s somebody under it. I get under the bed, I think there’s
somebody on top of it. Top, under, top, under. You gotta help me, I’m going crazy.’
‘Just put yourself in my hands for two years,’ said Dr O’Hara, the psychiatrist,
‘Come and see me three times a week, and I’ll cure your fears.’
‘How much do you charge?’
‘A hundred dollars per visit.’
‘In that case, I’ll sleep on it,’ answered Ranjit.
Six months later the doctor met Ranjit in the street.
‘Why didn’t you ever come to see me again?’ asked the psychiatrist.
‘For a hundred buck’s a visit?  A bartender cured me for ten dollars,’ smiled Ranjit
‘Is that so! How?’ ‘He told me to cut the legs off the bed.’😐

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Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from???
“Shaun! I read your story. You used a lot of big words. Great! Good for you! It was a little long, so I didn’t read the whole thing, but who cares ’cause I gave you an A!”

ANSWER: Orange County!

Mr. Burke says this to Shaun Brumder. Mr. Burke, played by Mike White, is Shaun’s English teacher. Shaun thinks that Mr. Burke is illiterate, because of comments like this that he makes. The character of Shaun is played by Colin Hanks, who is Tom Hanks’ son.

Fridays Movie Trivia of the day!
“I spent four hours on the internet and I couldn’t find one single case of a 16-year-old girl’s heart just stopping. I spoke to three different doctors and not one of them could tell me exactly what happened to my daughter.”

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Thursday’s Quizzler is………. 

There were 4 people: Somebody, Nobody, Who, and Everyone.

If Nobody didn’t do anything, then Who did. But if Somebody would have done something, Everyone
would have been OK. If Everyone would have helped, Who would get the credit. But Who did it….
So, Who did it?

ANSWER:Yes he did.

The way I asked it, “Who” is the name of the person, making the answer “Yes”.
Friday’s Quizzler is……….
What one three-letter word can be placed in the blanks below to make four different words?

___less
___ure
___orse
___ing



TODAY’S PURE GENIUS AWARD GOES TO MS. KIM HILLYARD!  GREAT WORK KIM! 🙇🙇🙇🙇🙅

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in MONDAY’S Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases!  Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com.https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/
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