Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏

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WELCOME to Thursday February 8, 2018.    
We all fail sometimes. But there’s something about failing with style. Here are some of
the best test paper blunders from the most clueless – and inventive – of students.
* Classical Studies *  Question: Name one of the early Romans’ greatest achievements.
Answer: Learning to speak Latin
* Biology * Question: What is a fibula?
Answer: A little lie
* Classical Studies *  Question: What were the circumstances of Julius Caesar’s death?
Answer: Suspicious ones
* Biology * Question: Give an example of a smoking-related disease
Answer: Early death
* Biology * Question: What is a plasmid?
Answer: A high definition television
* Religious Studies * Question: Christians only have one spouse, what is this called?
Answer: Monotony
* Physics * Question: Name an environmental side effect of burning fossil fuels.
Answer: Fire
* Geography * Question: What does the term “lava” mean?
Answer: A pre-pubescent caterpillar
* Geography * Question: The race of people known as Malays come from which country?
Answer: Malaria
* Geography * Question: Name one famous Greek landmark
Answer: The most famous Greek landmark is the Apocalypse
* History * Question: Where was the American Declaration of Independence signed?
Answer: At the bottom.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great Thursday people, and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman!
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DAILY QUOTES…
“Dozens of Eagles fans were seen stage-diving off the awning of the Philadelphia
Ritz-Carlton after last night’s Super Bowl win. But don’t worry, they died.” -Seth Meyers
“The New England Patriots were beaten by the Philadelphia Eagles 41-33. Eagles fans
started fires and punched police horses, then they sat down to watch the Super Bowl.” -Conan O’Brien
“As is always the case, there’s a lot of focus on the commercials at the Super Bowl.
I learned a lot from the commercials yesterday. For instance, I had no idea Dr. Martin
Luther King Jr. had a dream to sell light duty trucks.” -Jimmy Kimmel
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G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
This Kentucky horse breeder had a filly that won every race in which she was entered.
But as she got older she became very temperamental. He soon found that when he raced
her in the evening, she would win handily, but when she raced during the day she would come in dead last. He consulted the top veterinarians and horse psychologists to no avail. He finally had to give up because it had become a real night mare. 😐😎
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Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from??? 
“You’ll never grow old and you’ll never die.
ANSWER: The Lost Boys! ‘The Lost Boys’ was released in 1987, directed by Joel Schumacher and starring Jason Patric, Corey Haim, Diane Wiest, Barnard Hughes, Edward Herrmann and Kiefer Sutherland. David said this to Michael after he and the other vampires took him out to show him exactly what they are.
Thursdays Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from??
Vezzini- ‘He didn’t fall! Inconceivable!’ Inigo- ‘You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.’

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Wednesday’s Quizzler is……….
Surrounded by hills,
I rest on an isle
Known for its castles
And “baggy” music style

I can hide a monster
At least some think
But for what it’s worth
I’m one of nature’s sinks

What am I?

ANSWER: Loch Ness in Scotland.

Surrounded by hills – The Loch is in a fjord surrounded by wetland hills.
I rest on an isle
Known for its castles
And “baggy” music style – Scotland, part of the British Isles, is known for
its numerous castles and bagpipe music.
I can hide a monster
At least some think that there is a monster lives in Loch Ness, but it isn’t verifiable.
But for what it’s worth
I’m one of nature’s sinks – The Loch is drained by six major rivers.
Thursday’s Quizzler is……….
See if you can figure out the words in this “pyramid” using the hints given below.
Each new word contains the same letters as the previous word, plus a new letter.
1) First letter of the English alphabet
2) Present; attending
3) Loves picnics
4) A small biter
5) Pro ballplayers have one
6) An attracting object
7) An article of clothing
8) A heated debate
LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in FRIDAY’S Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases!  Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com.https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/
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