WELCOME to Wednesday January 31, 2017.
Man who run behind car get exhausted.
Man who keep feet firmly on ground have trouble putting on pants.
Man with one chopstick go hungry.
Man who scratches rear should not bite fingernails.
Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
Hourglasses are waste of time.
Foolish man give wife grand piano. Wise man give wife upright organ.
All men eat, but Fu Man Chu.
War doesn’t determine who is right, war determines who is left.
Girl who go camping must beware of evil intent.
If you want pretty nurse, you must be patient.
Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.
Man who drive like hell bound to get there.
Modern house without toilet uncanny.
Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement.
Man who jump off cliff jump to conclusion.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a wonderful Wednesday people, and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman!
He who has health has hope, and he who has hope has everything. – Arabian Proverb
No road is long with good company. – Turkish Proverb
I ask not for a lighter burden, but for broader shoulders. – Jewish Proverb
Shared joy is double joy; shared sorrow is half a sorrow. – Swedish proverb
Failure teaches success. – Japanese Saying
By learning you will teach; by teaching you will understand. – Latin Proverb
A half truth is a whole lie. – Yiddish proverb
The gem cannot be polished without friction,
nor man perfected without trials. – Chinese Proverb
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
My boss, who was out of the office, phoned me today. He asked, “Is everything okay at the office?” I answered, “Yes, it’s all under control. It’s been a very busy day, so I haven’t stopped to even take a breath.” My boss then asked, “Can you do me a favor?”
I replied, “Of course. What is it?”He said, “Pick up the pace a little. I’m in the foursome behind you.”😐
Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from???
“That’s not a knife – THIS is a knife!”?
ANSWER: Crocodile Dundee! ‘Crocodile Dundee’ was released in 1986. Paul Hogan
played Mick Dundee, and Linda Kozlowski played Sue Charlton. Mick Dundee says this
(while producing a very large knife) to a man attempting to mug him and Sue.
Wednesdays Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from??
“There’s no crime in giving yourself over to pleasure”?
Tuesday’s Quizzler is……….
I am a wild, untamed beast:
I command respect and awe in most,
and those who regard me as harmless
will most likely find themselves dead by my hand.
Men cannot control me, or hold me behind bars,
But they ride me. However,
They must use caution, for at any moment I can
Rear up, throw them aloft,
and swallow them whole.
Poems have been written to my mighty roar,
And yet children play carelessly beside me.
I am a mighty entity, and one day
I shall rise above the entire Earth.
What am I?
ANSWER: I am naught but the sea.
How, you ask?
Those who do not respect me will surely
Drown in my vast expanse.
I am untamed, and cannot be held behind bars,
For my pounding surf and relentless tides
Wear away all barriers in the end.
Men may ride me, but a
Passing storm or whirlpool might bring low
Even the most able sailor.
Poems have been written of my mighty roar
As my surf pounds against the rocks of the shore,
And yet beaches are a place of relaxation
I will one day flood the Earth
When the land is worn away to rubble
By my relentless erosion.
Wednesday’s Quizzler is……….
Fill in the answers to the clues by using all the syllables. The number to
be used is in parentheses.
AD AR ECH ISH IST MON O SUG TLE TUR TYP
1. Sweetener (2)
2. Keyboard user (2)
3. Sound reflection (2)
4. Tortoise’s kin (2)
5. Chide (3)
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