WELCOME to Friday, January 5, 2018.
MORE Funny definitions – the real meanings of words…..
Griller: A large ape. (Hey main, look at dat big Griller!)
Grimace: A soloemn but superior aviator.
Gripe Water: The sort of rain that make people complain
Groan: No longer small.
Groom Awaiting Bride: Exhibits wife expectancy.
Gross Ignorance: 144 times worse than ordinary ignorance.
Gross Profit: $144 before fixed expenses.
Gross Stupidity: 144 republican politicians.
Grouch: One who, when opportunity knocks, complains about the noise.
Ground Beef: A cow sitting on the grass.
Ground Zero: Forgot to prepare coffee beans.
Grounds for Divorce: Burnt coffee.
Group of Geniuses: A mental bloc.
Growth Industry: Agriculture.
Grumpy Pal: Doc.
Guardian: Protect Ian.
Guerilla Warfare: Going ape.
Guiless: No men.
Gully: Similar to an aquatic bird.
Guyana: Introducing Ana to a chap whose name you forgot.
Gym dandy: An athlete who wears shirt and tie during a ball game.
Gyration: Just enough food for one fellow.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a wonderful weekend
people and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP!
Peace, I am outta here, Eucman!
The world is round; it has no point.
–Adrienne E. Gusoff
I think the world is run by ‘C’ students.
The most incomprehensible thing about the world is
that it is at all comprehensible.
All the world’s a cage.
Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living.
The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
All the world’s a stage and most of us are desperately unrehearsed.
The world is a tragedy to those who feel, but a comedy to those who think.
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
A dog walks into a butcher shop and the butcher asks, “What do you want?” The dog
points to steak in a glass case. “How many pounds?” The dog barks twice. “Anything else?”
The dog points to some pork chops and barks four times. So the butcher wraps up a two-pound steak and four pork chops, and places the bag in the dog’s mouth. He then takes money from a purse tied around the dog’s neck, and sees him out.
A customer, who has been watching in amazement, follows the dog to a house several blocks away, where it rings the doorbell to be let in. As the owner appears at the door, the customer says, “What a remarkable dog!”
“Remarkable?” snorts the owner. “This is the second time this week he’s forgotten his keys.”😐
Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from???
‘When you love someone, you’ve gotta trust them. There’s no other way. You’ve got to give them the key to everything that’s yours. Otherwise, what’s the point? And,
for a while, I believed that’s the kind of love I had.’
ANSWER: Casino! Ace (Robert De Niro) explains his relationship with Ginger (Sharon Stone). Stone won a Golden Globe and was Oscar-nominated for this role.
Fridays Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from??
‘Love gives you wings. It makes you fly. I don’t even call it love. I call it Geronimo. When you’re in love, you’ll jump right from the top of the Empire State and you won’t care, screaming “Geronimo” the whole way down. I love her so bad, I just… whoa, she wrecks me. I’d die for her.’
Thursday’s Quizzler is……….
Two personal pronouns if you take
And join them in due order,
An herb will name, without mistake,
That scents the garden border.
Friday’s Quizzler is……….
What one three-letter word can be inserted in all three blanks below to make two words in each row?
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