Tuesday, December 19, 2017

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WELCOME to Tuesday, December 19, 2017.                               
Here’s the story….  
Walter took his wife Ethel to the state fair every year, and every time he would say to her, “Ethel, you know that I’d love to go for a ride in that helicopter.” But Ethel would always reply, “I know that Walter, but that helicopter ride is 50 dollars and 50 dollars is 50 dollars.” Finally, they went to the fair, and Walter said to Ethel, “Ethel, you know I’m 87 years old now. If I don’t ride that helicopter this year, I may never get another chance.” Once again Ethel replied, “Walter, you know that helicopter is 50 dollars and 50 dollars is 50 dollars.”
This time the helicopter pilot overheard the couple’s conversation and said, “Listen folks, I’ll make a deal with you. I’ll take both of you for a ride; if you can both stay quiet for the entire ride and not say a word I won’t charge you! But if you say just one word, it’s 50 dollars.”
Walter and Ethel agreed and up they went in the helicopter. The pilot performed all kinds of fancy moves and tricks, but not a word was said by either Walter or Ethel. The pilot did his death-defying tricks over and over again, but still there wasn’t so much as one word said. When they finally landed, the pilot turned to Walter and said, “Wow! I’ve got to hand it to you. I did everything I could to get you to scream or shout out, but you didn’t. I’m really impressed!”
Walter replied, “Well to be honest I almost said something when Ethel fell out but,
you know, 50 dollars is 50 dollars!”  That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great Tuesday people and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace, I am outta here, Eucman!
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DAILY QUOTES… 

Dogs, as you’re probably aware, were widely considered to be man’s
best friend, until 2007 when the iPhone was invented to replace it.” -Jimmy Kimmel
“A new study claims that first grade students are getting three times more
homework than they should be doing. This is coming from the lead researcher, ‘Timmy.'” -Conan O’Brien
“A new study shows that young adults suffering from insomnia are at higher risk of
a stroke. So, that information should help you finally get some sleep.” -Seth Meyers

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G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F…. 
A tobacco company sent Dave several packages of cigarettes with the explanation: “We are sending you some of our finest cigarettes. We hope you enjoy them and will want more.”
After several months the tobacco company received this reply from Dave: “I got your cigarettes and soaked them in a quart of water which I sprayed on my bug-infested rosebushes. Every bug died!
These cigarettes make best poison ever! Please send me some more next month in case any bugs survived.”😐

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Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from???  
‘If the people we love are stolen from us, the way to have them live on is to never stop loving them. Buildings burn. People die. But real love lives forever.’
ANSWER: The Crow! And Eric did just that. This cult classic had a tragic event befall it
during production – Brandon Lee was accidentally killed by a prop gun. 
Tuesdays Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from??  

‘I do not know love. I was trained to protect, not to love.’

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Monday’s Quizzler is……….
The following group of numbers represents an 11-letter word. Can you figure out the word?
46244628466
31113211332
ANSWER: Imagination! Look on a telephone; the first row is what number to look on.
The second row is which letter to look at!

 

Tuesday’s Quizzler is……….
When you behead a word, you remove the first letter and still have a valid word. You will be given clues for the two words, longer word first.
Example: Begin -> Sour, acidic
Answer: The words are Start and Tart.
1. Small piece broken off -> Body part
2. Threw with force -> Body part
3. Sudden bursts of light -> Body parts
4. Body part -> Playing card; someone skilled in a field
5. Body part -> Type of evergreen tree
6. Body part -> Relatives; family
7. Body part -> Sky; atmosphere
8. Body part -> Great distance above
LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in WEDNESDAYS Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases!  Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com.https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/

 

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