Friday, December 8, 2017

WELCOME to Friday, December 8, 2017.                              
Funny definitions – the real meanings of words. 

B pages… 

Baa: A sheep trill.
Baby: Mother’s little yelper.
Baby Bird: A stork.
Baby Lambs: Ewe kids.
Babylon: Chatter endlessly.
Babysitter: Someone who is paid to sit on babies.
Bachelor
(1) A man who never Mrs. anyone. 😁
(2) A rolling stone that gathers no boss.
(3) A bloke who never makes a mistake once.
Back Door: Where Johann Sebastian enters his home.
Back down: The tail feathers of a duck.
Backgammon: Game played by pigs
Bacteria: The rear of a cafeteria
Bacteriology: Study of rips in the rear side of clothing.
Bad comedian: A person who can’t even entertain a thought.
Bad guy: Someone who, on the sands of time, leaves only heel marks.
Bad Habit: Torn nun’s clothing.
Baked Alaska: The result of global warming
B-B gun: A very small or young rifle
B-Flat: The second apartment.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great weekend people and 
whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace, I am outta here, Eucman!
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DAILY QUOTES… 

“Germany has just rolled out a new law banning hate speech. The law
is tricky to implement because everything sounds like hate speech
when it’s spoken in German.” -Conan O’Brien
“Scientists have invented a way for you to change channels on your TV
with gestures. Yeah, it’s great for people who like watching sports completely
still. ‘Wow! What a catch – nobody move! Oh, now we’re watching Lifetime.'” -Jimmy Fallon
“A new study has determined that people in relationships can detect infidelity
in their partner’s voice. Especially when their voice says, ‘You’re home early!'” -Seth Meyers

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G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F…. 
I was traveling through Georgia last summer and stopped at a little backwoods country store.
In the men’s room there was a handwritten sign above the malfunctioning potty
which said, “Please Wiggel Handel”.
Below that some wit had written, “If I do, will it wiggel Bach?”😐😎
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Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from???  

 ‘Multiply your anger by about a hundred, Kate, that’s how much he thinks he loves you.’
ANSWER: Kiss the Girls! Morgan Freeman’s character explains to Ashley Judd’s Kate the mindset of the killer they’re searching for. This movie might have been good if they hadn’t put Cary Elwes’ name third in the opening credits. What was essentially a bit role as a low-level cop obviously didn’t garner such billing, so it was more than obvious he was the killer and not the least bit surprising when the movie ultimately ‘surprised’ us with that information. 
Fridays Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from??  

‘I may go back to hating you. It was more fun.’
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Thursday’s Quizzler is……….
Decipher this phrase:
FAIRY
WOLF
DUCKLING
ANSWER: The good, the bad, and the ugly

 

Friday’s Quizzler is……….
On me children can practice counting,
while learning about life’s ways.
Goodness will take you up,
but be naughty and you’re going down, down, down.

TODAY’S QUIZZMASTER OF THE DAY AWARD GOES TO MS. ANDREA L. BANKS🙏🙏🙏🙇🙅

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in MONDAYS Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases!  Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com.https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/
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