WELCOME to Thursday, December 7, 2017.
Funny definitions – the real meanings of words….
A Few Bucks: Some deer.
A Little Night Music: Soft snoring.
A Wren: Abrev. for Registered Nurse.
(1) A vark that thinks it’s tough !
(2) Aan aanimal thaat resembles the aanteater.
Abalone: A derisive comment.
Abash: A big party.
Abba: 2A + 2B.
Abdication: A reign drop.
(1) Men with beer bellies !
(2) Men from the planet Abdo.
Abhorrent: Hates paying the landlord.
Abigail: A windstorm at a nunnery.
A-Blast: A terrific party.
Aboard Ship: A boat made of wooden planks.
Aboard: Winged creatures, one of which in the hand is worth two in the bush.
Abominable Snowman: A beastly Eskimo.
Abominable: Capable of exploding
Aboutface: Concerning visage and features.
Aboveboard: Place for a surfer.
Abrade: A piece of woven hair.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great Thursday people and
whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace, I am outta here, Eucman!
“An Ohio-based company made a cup holder for dip that attaches to a
dashboard so you can eat chips and dip while you drive. I don’t have a joke
about this, I just wanted to remind you we’re still the
greatest country in the world.” -Conan O’Brien
“A new study has found that specially trained pigeons can have up to an 85
percent accuracy rate of detecting breast cancer in humans. Which means that
15 percent of the time it’s just a pigeon staring at your boobs.” -Seth Meyers
“Astronomers announced today that they have discovered an earth-sized planet
in our corner of the galaxy that is potentially habitable by humans. Yeah, they
think the planet may have breathable air and drinkable water, which is impressive
because we barely have those things here in Los Angeles. The planet in question
orbits a star called Ross 128. It’s part of a larger system that includes
Chandler, Joey and Monica 128.” -James Corden
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
An applicant was being interviewed for admission to a prominent medical school.
“Tell me,” inquired the interviewer, “where do you expect to be five years from now?”
“Well, let’s see,” replied the student. “It’s Wednesday afternoon. I guess I’ll be on the golf course by now.” 😐
Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from???
‘I’m not even supposed to be here today!’
ANSWER: Clerks! Another one of the greats.
Thursdays Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from??
Multiply your anger by about a hundred, Kate, that’s how much he thinks he loves you.’
Wednesday’s Quizzler is……….
Onamography is a new puzzle style based on an old idea. Each sentence clue (called an ‘onnicle’) conceals the name(s) of a well-known personality.
e.g. The hiker kept carob inside the hood of his coat.
Answer: Robin Hood – “… caROB IN … HOOD …”.
The onnicles below hide the names of two well-known rivals.
1. The detective, relaxed at the bar, acknowledged that he found outwitting the mob a major triumph.
2. “I kept Sneaky Caesar ahead of me, and his devious pal in my rear vision mirror,” he boasted.
ANSWER: 1. Barack Obama – “… BAR ACKnowledged … mOB A MAjor …”
2. Sarah Palin – “… CaeSAR AHead … devious PAL IN the …”
Thursday’s Quizzler is……….
Decipher this phrase:
TODAY’S QUIZZMASTER OF THE DAY AWARD GOES TO MS. ANDREA L. BANKS AND MS. KIM HILLYARD! SUPER SOLVING LADIES 🙏🙏🙏🙇🙅
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