Wednesday, December 6, 2017

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WELCOME to Wednesday, December 6, 2017.                              
ACTUAL EXCERPTS FROM STUDENT SCIENCE EXAMS: 
Charles Darwin was a naturalist who wrote the organ of the species.
Benjamin Franklin produced electricity by rubbing cats backwards.
The theory of evolution was greatly objected to because it made man think.
Three kinds of blood vessels are arteries, vanes and caterpillers.
The process of turning steam back into water again is called conversation.
The Earth makes one resolution every 24 hours.
To collect fumes of sulfur, hold a deacon over a flame in a test tube.
Algebraical symbols are used when you do not know what you are talking about.
The pistol of a flower is its only protection against insects.
Dew is formed on leaves when the sun shines down on them and makes them perspire.
A super-saturated solution is one that holds more than it can hold.
A triangle which has an angle of 135 degrees is called an obscene triangle.
When you haven’t got enough iodine in your blood you get a glacier.
For fractures: to see if the limb is broken, wiggle it gently back and forth.
To remove dust from the eye, pull the eye down over the nose.
For asphyxiation: apply artificial respiration until the patient is dead.
When you smell an odorless gas, it is probably carbon monoxide.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great Wednesday people and 
whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace, I am outta here, Eucman!
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DAILY QUOTES… 

“Researchers have published a letter from a Harvard student in 1743 asking his
parents for money. On the bright side, just this year his student loans
were finally paid off.” -Conan O’Brien
“Indonesia’s anti-drug chief is proposing that the country put narcotics offenders
in a jail on an island surrounded by crocodiles. The plan is to send the inmates food
supplies every day but they will have to survive on their own. This already sounds
like a reality TV show I would totally watch.” -James Corden
“New research has found that contrary to popular belief, it could be beneficial for women to eat and drink while in labor. Though I don’t think the other people in the
restaurant would be too happy about it.” -Seth Meyers
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G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F…. 
While waiting in line at a busy airport check-in counter, I noticed a set of rambunctious little boys in front of me. As the line inched along, their mother tried in vain to get them to calm down.
Finally she reached the counter, where the ticket agent asked her, “Have any of the items you plan to take with you on this flight been out of your immediate control since your arrival at the airport?”
The young mother replied honestly, “The luggage, no; the children, yes.” 😁
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Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from???  
 ‘This town needs an enema!’
ANSWER: Batman! Jack Nicholson at his best. 

 

Wednesdays Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from??  

‘I’m not even supposed to be here today!’
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Tuesday’s Quizzler is……….
My first is simply a vegetable, delicious, round and green.
My third and fourth are sound asleep, as plainly can be seen.
My fifth is fifty, clear enough for any riddle-setter.
Two of my second stacked on their sides will give my final letter.
Now that my second has my parts, fit them together well.
You see me now before your eyes; it’s plain for all to tell.
ANSWER: Puzzle.

My first is simply a vegetable, delicious, round and green. – Pea / P
My third and fourth are sound asleep, as plainly can be seen. – ZZ
My fifth is fifty, clear enough for any riddle-setter. – L (Roman Numeral)
Two of my second on their sides will give my final letter. – E (Take 2 U’s and stack them sideways.)
Now that my second has my parts, fit them together well. – Now that YOU (u) have my parts…
You see me now before your eyes; it’s plain for all to tell.

 

Wednesday’s Quizzler is……….
Onamography is a new puzzle style based on an old idea. Each sentence clue (called an ‘onnicle’) conceals the name(s) of a well-known personality.
e.g. The hiker kept carob inside the hood of his coat.
Answer: Robin Hood – “… caROB IN … HOOD …”.
The onnicles below hide the names of two well-known rivals.
1. The detective, relaxed at the bar, acknowledged that he found outwitting the mob a major triumph.
2. “I kept Sneaky Caesar ahead of me, and his devious pal in my rear vision mirror,” he boasted.

TODAY’S QUIZZMASTER OF THE DAY AWARD GOES TO MS. ANDREA L. BANKS! 🙏🙏🙏🙇🙅

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in THURSDAYS Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases!  Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com.https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/

 

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