Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

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WELCOME to Tuesday, November 28, 2017.                          
Funny Business Partnership Names………..Really…. 
Curl Up and Dye • Beauty Shop
Miss Behavior’s Family Dog Training
Adie Miles & Auer • Car Tuneups
Bank, Rupp & Baroque • Loans While You Wait
Bright, Light & Powers • Electrical Specialists
Flowers, Bush & Hedges • Landscaping
Cherry, Pitts & Appelman • Purveyors in Fruit
Cook, Books & Hyde • Accountants
Dewey, Cheatam & Howe • Tax Law
Dolittle and Dalley • Efficiency Consultants
The Finn & Haddie Fish Market
Flowers & Boze • Floral Designs
House & Holmes • Real Estate
Moon, Starr & Sons • Telescopes and Optics
Mudd, Waters & Soeurs • Drainage Systems
The Reid & Wright Learning Centre
The Rich & Sweet Candy Company
Spring & Sommers • Vacation Rentals
Wright, Judge & Jury • Attorneys at Law
Ketchum & Killum • Undertakers
Doctors Hakim & Stitch • Surgeons
P. J. Faucet Plumbing Ltd. • Edmonton, Canada
Finagle & Diddle Engineering Works
Howe, Dewey, Cheatem & Wynn • Attorneys at Law
Susan Liddy-Gates • Attorney at Law
Leaven and Earth Bakery
Hyde & Haire Tannery
Lewis N. Clark, Outdoor Adventures
Argue & Phibbs, Solicitors, Sligo, Ireland
Levin N. Sinn, Pastor
Stan Tall & Bea Best, Physical Therapy
Mary Annette’s Puppet Shop
White, Sands & Son, Cruise Agents
Mount & Ridenour, Horse Rentals
Claude McCann, Wild Animal Trainer
Rex Carr’s Driving School
Pulley Chiropractic, Des Moines, Iowa
Earthman Funeral Home, Houston, TX
Dr. Ickies, Internal Medicine, Riverhead, LI, NY
S. Rumbottle, Liquor Store
Shylock Graspall, Licensed Pawnbroker
Peter Pillage, Attorney at Law & Notary Public
Gavin Lamb and Martin Hogg, Meat Packers
Really that’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great Tuesday people and 
whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace, I am outta here, Eucman!
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DAILY QUOTES… 

“This week was Earth Science week. It’s the week you have to celebrate
if you aren’t smart enough for bio or chemistry week.” -Seth Meyers
“New research shows that China has a bigger middle class than America, and
more people in China are living what we would call the ‘American Dream.’ That’s
when you know things are bad – when even the American DREAM is made in China.” -Jimmy Fallon
“I have a strict policy. I will not and do not publicize unsubstantiated rumors
about anyone unless they’re very funny.” -Jimmy Kimmel
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G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F…. 
In a small business office they have an answering machine that instructs callers to leave
their name and address, and to spell any difficult words.
Early one Monday the secretary was reviewing the weekend messages and she heard an
enthusiastic young woman recite her name and address and then confidently offer,
“My difficult word is reconciliation. R-E-C-O-N-C-I-L-I-A-T-I-O-N.” 😐😁😎

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Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from???  
‘The vessel with the pestle has the pellet of the poison, the flagon with the dragon has the brew that is true.’
ANSWER: The Court Jester! Possibly the greatest movie ever — absolutely hilarious. 
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Tuesdays Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from??  
 ‘I can’t read, you dumb love of my life.’
 
Monday’s Quizzler is……….
What do the following words have in common?
Buzz
Part
Maze
Muse
Stern
Moral
Bed
ANSWER: They can all have the prefix “a-” and still be words.

Abuzz
Apart
Amaze
Amuse
Astern
Amoral
Abed

Tuesday’s Quizzler is……….
In this teaser your task is to discover words, names and phrases relating to the holiday season.
You are to delete a few letters in each unrelated phrase in order to show the holiday. The remaining letters will be in the right order.
For example:
1. EACH WRIST MASHED
becomes: **CH *RIST MAS***
1. FROGS TRY THEM SO NO WORM CAN (delete 7 letters)
2. CLINT TILED RED HUMMER BODY (delete 7 letters)
3. SPRINT FACE OFF PREFACE (delete 7 letters)
4. THE CREEP WISHES A MENU (delete 7 letters)
TODAY’S QUIZZMASTER OF THE DAY AWARD GOES TO MS. ANDREA L. BANKS! NICE BANK JOB! 😁🙏🙏🙏🙇
LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in WEDNESDAYS Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases!  Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com.https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/

 

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