WELCOME to Friday, November 10, 2017.
Actions speak louder than words.
The pen is mightier than the sword.
Look before you leap.
He who hesitates is lost.
Many hands make light work.
Too many cooks spoil the broth.
A silent man is a wise one.
A man without words is a man without thoughts.
Beware of Greeks bearing gifts.
Don’t look a gift horse in the mouth.
Clothes make the man.
Don’t judge a book by its cover.
Nothing ventured, nothing gained.
Better safe than sorry.
The bigger, the better.
The best things come in small packages.
Absence makes the heart grow fonder.
Out of sight, out of mind.
What will be, will be.
Life is what you make it.
Cross your bridges when you come to them.
Forewarned is forearmed.
What’s good for the goose is good for the gander.
One man’s meat is another man’s poison.
With age comes wisdom.
Out of the mouths of babes and sucklings come all wise sayings.
The more, the merrier.
Two’s company; three’s a crowd
It’s no wonder we’re all confused. That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great Veterans Day Weekend people and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace, I am outta here, Eucman!
“A college student in Pennsylvania is suing her school for the C+ she got in a class.
She said, ‘I’m suing whoever’s responsible for this!’ And her professor said,
‘Don’t you mean WHOMEVER?'” -Jimmy Fallon
“A recent report shows that pot smokers get into fewer car crashers than drunk people.
Then again, it’s easier to see what is coming when you’re driving at 11 miles-an-hour.” -Conan O’Brien
“A restaurant here in New York has started selling a so-called ‘New Yorker milkshake’ which comes topped with whipped cream and a slice of cheesecake. Which means the next
topping you’ll get is a coffin lid.” -Seth Meyers
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
Doctor Jones likes to stop into his local bar after work for an almond daiquiri. One day, Dick the bartender runs out of almonds and uses hickory nuts instead. The doctor takes a sip and says, “Is this an almond daiquiri, Dick?” And Dick says, “It’s a hickory daiquiri, Doc.” 😁😎
Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from???
“Screws just fall out all the time; the world’s an imperfect place.”
ANSWER: The Breakfast Club! John Bender tells Principal Vernon this when the library door won’t stay open. Bender actually took the screws out so that they wouldn’t be so closely watched. Vernon wants to keep his eyes on the kids and make sure they don’t talk or move during the 8 hours (can we say control freak?) and Bender wants to be able to move around the library and talk to the other kids (can we say rebel?). “The Breakfast Club” is about five high school students, all from different backgrounds, who are sentenced to a Saturday detention. In the end they discover what they thought of as differences really are commonalities.
Fridays Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from??
“You can never have too much firepower.”
Thursday’s Quizzler is……….
Four well known sayings have been reworded below. Can you identify the originals?
Example : Lack of awareness brings elation. (Ignorance is bliss.)
1. Stop sleeping and sniff the java.
2. Fine items approach people who have patience.
3. One should not rate a volume by the lid.
4. Progress to the rhythm of another bongo player.
ANSWER: 1. Wake up and smell the coffee. 2. Good things come to those who wait. 3. Don’t judge a book by its cover. 4. March to the beat of a different drummer.
Thursday’s Quizzler is……….
In this teaser you are required to find a word relating to mathematics hiding in consecutive letters within each sentence. Have fun!
“They knew that they had done the wrong thing.”
Answer: ADD located in: “…hAD Done…”
1. He gave his pet serpent a gondola ride.
2. How did the koala cub end up with the kangaroo?
3. Did the kind entomologist pamper centipedes?
4. The scholarship includes tuition but does not cover textbooks.
TODAY’S QUIZZMASTER OF THE DAY AWARD GOES TO MS. ANDREA L. BANKS & MS KIM HILLYARD! AMAZING WORK LADIES! 🙏🙏🙌🙏🙏🙇🙅
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