Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

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WELCOME to Monday, November 6, 2017.                 
Here’s the story…..
An elderly man had dinner at a very nice restaurant. After he finished his wine,
he went to the men’s room, then walked out through the bar.
It was a beautiful evening, so he decided to leave his car in the parking lot and walk home.
When he arrived at his front door, he realized he didn’t have his keys. He finally
figured they must be in his jacket pocket, which was still hanging in the restroom.
He walked back to the restaurant, found his jacket in the men’s room, and realized
he’d left his hat on the table.
He strolled back to the dining room to retrieve his hat, and when he got to his table,
his wife asked, “Is anything wrong? You took such a long time in there.”😱😁😎
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great Monday people and whatever you do,
don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace, I am outta here, Eucman!
DAILY QUOTES… 

Love doesn’t make the word go ’round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.
– Franklin P. Jones
Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke.
– Linda Barry
I’m looking for someone who will love me for who I think I am.
– Tim Lachowski
It’s better to have loved and lost than to have to do forty pounds of laundry a week.
– Laurence J. Peter
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F…. 
A woman entered her kitchen and found her boyfriend waving a fly swatter.
“What in heaven’s name are you up to?” she asked.
“Killing flies,” he said.
“Oh. Get any?”
“Yep, two males, three females,” he answered.
“Oh come on! How do you tell them apart?”
“Two were on a beer can, three were on the phone.”😎
Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from???  
 ‘Feed me Seymour!’
ANSWER: Little Shop of Horrors! This was said by the man-eating, singing, and talking plant Audrey 2. 

 

Mondays Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from??  

‘Let me get this straight. I get ran over, Helen gets her hair chopped off, Julie gets a
body in her trunk, and you get a letter. Oh that’s balanced!’
 
 
 
Friday’s Quizzler is……….
Transform the following numbers into a palindromic sequence (one that reads the same backwards as forwards)
by applying the same formula to all the numbers. What is the formula and what are the resulting numbers?
31, 3, 5, 11, 23, 13
ANSWER: Square each number to get the palindrome: 961, 9, 25, 121, 529, 169
 

  

Friday’s Quizzler is……….
Below are four epitaphs (writing on gravestones). From the writings, can you tell the occupation of each person?
1. Here lies Mortimer Bibbs.
He took part of ours and gave it to big brother, but he always had good form.
2. Here lies Dirk McDuff, who toppled giants with weapons of steel. If only he’d heard his partner’s shout before the giants found their revenge.
3. Here lies Suzy Smelt. She constructed many a bomb but mostly brought smiles to our faces.
4. Here lies Ethel Grant. She spent her whole life fighting with what she will now become.
LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in TUESDAYS Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases!  Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com.https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/
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