Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

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WELCOME to the Monday, July 24, 2017.                           
Here’s the story…………..  
Once upon a time, there were four people; Their names were Everybody,
Somebody, Nobody and Anybody.
Whenever there was an important job to be done, Everybody was sure that
Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it.
When Nobody did it, Everybody got angry because it was Everybody’s job.
Everybody thought that Somebody would do it, but Nobody realized that
Nobody would do it.
So consequently Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what
Anybody could have done in the first place.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great Monday people and
whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace, I am outta here, Eucman!
DAILY QUOTES… 
“Police in Florida are searching for someone who stole 360,000 nickels during a
house party. Police believe the suspect is almost to the end of the street.” -Seth Meyers
“A man set a new world record after kicking himself in the head 134 times in
one minute. He broke the previous record of zero.” -Conan O’Brien
“A recent study shows that standing at work for long periods of time is bad for you, after earlier research indicated that sitting for too long at work is bad for you. So really the only thing we know is, work is bad for you.” -Jimmy Fallon
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….  

Did you hear about the two guys who decided to try duck hunting? They bought new outfits & equipment, and went out to a place in the woods where they heard the hunting was really good. But after several hours  of thrashing through the woods, one fellow said, “I don’t know about this. We’ve been out here all day and  haven’t caught a single duck. Do you think we’re doing something wrong?”
“I don’t know,” replied the other. “Maybe we’re not throwing the dog high enough.”😐
Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from???  
“Did we hit that little boy over on 6th avenue?” “No we missed him by a good foot and a half.”
ANSWER: The Inlaws! Starring Peter Falk (Vince), Ed Begley Jr. (Barry) and Alan Arkin (Sheldon). These lines are exchanged by Vince and Sheldon on the way to Vince’s office in the taxi cab.
Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from??
“People are going to get hurt, aren’t they?” “Wha? Naaaa! Well, I mean it’s a *possibility*,
it’s *war*, but hey, you don’t care about those people!”
Friday’s Quizzler is……….   
In Flanders fields, where once was blood,
From battles for so few yards of mud,
I woke from such slumber deep,
And mocked the blood the havoc wreaked.
But now I show our future hope,
And enable veterans to cope,
By provoking memories of blood,
Before new battlefields can flood.
What am I?
ANSWER: The poppy. The poppy became a symbol of remembrance for the victims of war. This is due to the war poem ‘In Flanders Fields’, written in 1915 by John McCrae, a Canadian military physician, (the title of which is mentioned in the first line of the teaser). Poppy seeds can lay dormant, deep in the soil for hundreds of years, but the violent shelling, on the Western Front during the First World War, would have unearthed them. This led to the blood and bodies being watched over by tall red flowers, dancing in the wind.  The artificial poppies sold today, to raise money for war veterans, were the idea of Madame Guerin, a Frenchwoman, mentioned in the title. Other colours of poppy are now sold as well as the original red, normally as a statement of peaceful

resolution to conflict. However, it is predominantly Madame Guerin’s poppy seen across much of the World and in military cemeteries.
Monday’s Quizzler is……….    
“Me” belongs, “you” doesn’t.
“Doe” belongs, “deer” doesn’t.
“Sew” belongs, “knit” doesn’t.
Which of the following belong?
Ray, close, jam, tea, far, sun.
LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in TUESDAYS Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases!  Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com.https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/

 

 

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