Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

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WELCOME to Wednesday, July 5, 2017.                             
Business Facts #101
 
The road to success is always under construction.
A meeting is an event at which the minutes are kept and hours are lost.
If you tell your boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.
The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don’t want to be seen with.
When you try to prove to someone that something won’t work, it will.
As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
Anything is possible if you don’t know what you’re talking about.
Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.
Technology is dominated by those who manage what they do not understand.
The opulence of the front office decor varies inversely with the fundamental solvency of the firm.
The attention span of a computer is only as long as its power cord.
An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less until he knows absolutely everything about nothing.
Nothing ever gets built on schedule or within budget.
The first myth of management is that it exists.
A failure will not appear until a unit has passed final inspection.
To err is human, to blame somebody else shows good management skills.
New systems generate new problems.
A computer makes as many mistakes in two seconds as 20 men working 20 years make.
Nothing motivates a man more than to see his boss putting in an honest day’s work.
Some people manage by the book – even though they don’t know who wrote the book or even what book.
The primary function of the design engineer is to make things difficult for the manufacturer and impossible for the serviceman.
To spot the expert, pick the one who predicts the job will take the longest and will cost the most.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a wonderful Wednesday people and
whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace, I am outta here, Eucman!
 
DAILY QUOTES… 
“This week is the July 4th holiday, or as your dog calls it, PTSD Day.” -Seth Meyers
“The Fourth of July holiday is almost upon us. The original Brexit is the Fourth of July. It’s my favorite holiday.
You don’t have to wrap anything, other than bacon around a hot dog.” -Jimmy Kimmel
“For the fourth time, a small town in Kentucky has elected a dog as its mayor. People
were so excited; at the victory party, they kept chanting, ’28 more years! 28 more years!'” -Jimmy Fallon
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….  
A preacher of the old school was describing the events of Judgment Day and, of course, he used Biblical phraseology whenever he could.
“Oh, my friends,” he intoned, “imagine the suffering of the sinners as they find themselves cast into the outer darkness, removed from
the presence of the Lord and given to eternal flames. My friends, at such a time there will be weeping, wailing and a great gnashing of teeth!”
At this point, one of the elders of the congregation interrupted to say, “But Reverend, what if one of those hopeless sinners has no teeth?”
The preacher crashed his fist on the pulpit, “My friends, the Lord is not put out by details. Rest assured… teeth will be provided!”
Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from???  
“As you wish.”
ANSWER: The Princess Bride! Starring Cary Elwes (Westley), Chris Sarandon (Humperdinck),
and Robin Wright Penn (Buttercup). Westley uses this response whenever Buttercup asks him to do something.
Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from??
 “Never be anyone’s slogan, because you are poetry.”

TODAY’S MOVIE DIVA OF THE DAY AWARD GOES TO MS. KIM HILLYARD! 🙌🙌🙌🙏😎

 
 
 
Monday’s Quizzler is………. 
If you multiply together the number of fingers on one person’s right hand to another person’s to another person’s till you get the product of the fingers on the right hands of everyone in the world, what is the most likely product?
For instance, one person has 5 fingers, and his friend has 5 fingers. The product is 25. Another person with 5 fingers would make the product 125. This goes on till everyone’s finger number is multiplied.
What’s the answer?
ANSWER: 0. There just needs to be one person without any fingers to cause the product to be 0.
 
Wednesday’s Quizzler is……….   
Complete the word square by inserting the 9 letters into the grid, to create the same words reading down & across.
D E E L L L O O O
E A C H
A _ _ _
C _ _ _
H _ _ _
LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in THURSDAYS Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases!  Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com.https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/
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