Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

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WELCOME to Thursday, June 1, 2017.           
World’s Shortest Books 101….
FRENCH MILITARY VICTORIES
STAPLE YOUR WAY TO SUCCESS
THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY
THE BOOK OF VIRTUES by Bill Clinton
HOME BUILT AIRPLANES by John Denver
HOW I BECAME A STUD by Kenny G
MY BORING TEENAGE YEARS by Miley Cyrus
HOW TO GET INTO THE SUPERBOWL by Dan Marino
THINGS I CAN’T AFFORD by Bill Gates
THE MOST BEAUTIFUL SUNSETS by Helen Keller
HOW TO FIND OSAMA BIN LADEN by George Bush
MOTHERHOOD by Britney Spears
HOW TO LEAD A TEAM TO A WORLD SERIES by Barry Bonds
HEALTHY FAST FOOD
ULTIMATE GUIDE TO ACTING by Keanu Reeves
JEWISH SPORTS LEGENDS
PEOPLE WHO RESPECTED ME by Paula Abdul
THE SCHIZOPHRENIC: AN UNAUTHORIZED AUTOBIOGRAPHY
THE VALUE OF PRE-WAR INTELLIGENCE by George W. Bush
HOW TO GET A TAN WITH A BLOWTORCH
HOW TO BE FUNNY by Gilbert Gottfried
HAIR CARE by Albert Einstein & Don King
ZAGAT’S GUIDE TO CITIES WITHOUT A STARBUCKS
THE ENGINEER’S GUIDE TO FASHION
TO ALL THE MEN I’VE LOVED BEFORE by Ellen DeGeneres
THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN REALITY AND DILBERT
AUSTRALIAN BOOK OF ETIQUETTE
AND that’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great Thursday people and
whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace, I am outta here, Eucman!
DAILY QUOTES…  
People in covfefe houses shouldn’t throw covfefe. Hillary Clinton
“Today, Mark Zuckerberg – who dropped out of Harvard University after his sophomore year – gave a commencement speech to Harvard’s graduating class. Zuckerberg began the speech with, ‘Hello, suckers.'” -Conan O’Brien
“A new study from Harvard says you can reduce the risk of a potentially fatal heart condition by eating six bars of chocolate a week. Yeah. It reduces the chance of a heart attack because once you give up being in shape, you have way less stress.” -James Corden
“A new report recommends that couples who live together should do chores together.
And for some couples, everything they do together is a chore.” -Seth Meyers
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F…. 
In the British documentary 56 Up, a man shared that he had earned a law degree at Oxford. Then, in his thick English accent, he proudly proclaimed that he was now a “barrister.”
My 13-year-old daughter wasn’t impressed. “So,” she said, “he spent all that effort getting
an Oxford law degree, and now he works at Starbucks?”😁😎
Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from???  
‘I won’t let you hurt me Jerry, I’m too strong for you, loser!’
ANSWER: Jerry Maguire! Right after being fired, Jerry Maguire (Tom Cruise) goes to
his girlfriend, Avery Bishop (Kelly Preston) and realizes her love for him wasn’t real.
Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from???  
‘And if you ever get lonely, you can just go to the record store, and visit your friends.’
Wednesday’s Quizzler is………. 
Which letter comes next in the following sequence?
S, H, E, R, A, W, E, B, __
ANSWER: B. Why? Each group of three consecutive letters forms a
word: she, her, era, raw, awe, web, ebb.

Thursday’s Quizzler is……….   
Hidden below you will find five uncommon titles to five classic novels. Can you decipher them?

1. Vanished with the Tempest

2. Enmity of the Globes

3. Dinky Maidens

4. A Chronicle of a Couple of Municipalities

5. Contention and Conciliation

TODAY’S QUIZZMASTER OF THE DAY AWARD GOES TO MS. ANDREA L. BANKS! 🙌🙇🙌🙇🙅😎
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