WELCOME to Monday, May 22, 2017.
Clear as Mud
First Annual Awards
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great Monday people and
whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace, I am outta here, Eucman!
“Blue Cross is partnering with Lyft to give people rides to the doctor. It costs $600.
The drivers are specially trained, and – it’s just an ambulance.” -Jimmy Fallon
“A company has come out with a robot that makes salad. So finally
– a robot that’s not going to take away any American jobs!” -Conan O’Brien
“A new study released today shows that blotting pizza with a napkin to remove
extra grease can remove an average of 40 calories per slice. So if you’re
looking for an easy way to lose weight, just eat that napkin.” -Seth Meyers
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
One day while jogging, a middle-aged man noticed a tennis ball lying by the side of the walk. Being
fairly new and in good condition, he picked the ball up, put it in his pocket and proceeded on his way.
Waiting at the cross street for the light to change, he noticed a young woman standing next to him smiling.
Noticing the rather distinct bulge she asked, “What do you have in your pocket?”
“Tennis ball,” the man said, smiling back.
“Wow!” said the woman looking upset. “That must hurt. I once had tennis elbow and the pain was terrible!”😐😎
Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from???
‘Who cares what psychiatrists write on walls!?’
ANSWER: Twelve Monkeys! Dr. Kathryn Railly (Madeleine Stowe) starts realizing that maybe James Cole
(Bruce Willis) was right about the end of the world. She goes to Jeffrey’s headquarters and after being denied entrance, she spray paints his building.
Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from???
‘I never told you, but you sound a little like Dr. Seuss when you’re drunk.’
Friday’s Quizzler is……….
Can you decipher the following common phrase?
T M C
A U O
H S M
W T E
ANSWER: What goes up must come down.
MOnday’s Quizzler is……….
Susan needed to go to the store to buy some ingredients to cook with. She started writing them down:
What was Susan making?
TODAY’S QUIZZMASTER OF THE DAY AWARD GOES TO OUR RESIDENT GENIUS MS. ANDREA L. BANKS! 🙌🙇🙌🙇 🙏
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