Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

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WELCOME to Wednesday, April 26, 2017.    

If the Ten Commandments were Written by Popular Websites…
I. What You Need to Know Now About the Lord Totally Being God
II. At the Beginning He Had Me Confused, but by Minute Two I Knew that I Shouldn’t Have Other Gods
III. Are You Making This Common Mistake with Graven Images?
IV. How I Work: Read This Life Hack from God, Your Only Creator
V. She Admitted to Doing What Every Sunday?
VI. Seven Morning Habits of People Holier than You: #7 No Killing Before Lunch
VII. 37 Things in Your Bedroom That You Need to Get Rid of Right Now, Like Adulteresses
VIII. What the Government Doesn’t Want You to Know About Stealing Your Neighbor’s Servants
IX. This Little Girl Bore False Witness, and the Results Will Shock You
X. Doctors Hate Her, but You Shouldn’t Covet Her 
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a wonderful Wednesday people, and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace, I am outta here, Eucman!
DAILY QUOTES…  
“What you do not want done to yourself, do not do to others.” Confucius
“There is only one cause of unhappiness: the false beliefs you have in your head, beliefs so widespread,
so commonly held, that it never occurs to you to question them.” Anthony de Mello
“Happiness is not something ready-made. It comes from your own actions.” Dalai Lama
“When one door of happiness closes, another opens, but often we look so long at the
closed door that we do not see the one that has been opened for us.”Helen Keller
“It is more fitting for a man to laugh at life than to lament over it.”Seneca
“The reason people find it so hard to be happy is that they always see the past better
than it was, the present worse than it is, and the future less resolved than it will be.”Marcel Pagnol
“If men would consider not so much wherein they differ, as wherein they agree,
there would be far less of uncharitableness and angry feeling in the world.” Joseph Addison


G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
We can’t all live on a street with a pleasant name like Oak or Elm. Here are the least popular street names (that we hope don’t exist):
• Drinkand Dr.
• Vicious Circle
• West 943,185th Street
• Psycho Path
• Peoples Ct.
• Nofriggin Way😱

Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from??? 

 ‘You asked that we should say things — that we should say what we’re thinking and not lie about things.
Well, I can tell you that…that I lost my gun today — and I am not a good cop.’

     

ANSWER: Magnolia! Jim Kurring tells this to Claudia while they are out on their date at the restaurant. 
Wednesday Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? 
‘No matter what anybody tells you, words and ideas can change the world.’
Tuesday’s Quizzler is……….  
The abbreviation used for Australian websites is “au” (instead of “.com”). The answers to the following clues all use this abbreviation. The clues do not refer to the words themselves, rather they refer to the word that must be added to the “au”.
1. What might happen to you if you stay out in the Australian sun too long.
2. A strong Australian breeze.
3. Australian seasoning.
4. The Australian god of thunder.
ANSWER: 1. auburn  2. august  3. auspice  4. author

Wednesday’s Quizzler is………. Beethoven was a lover of teasers of all kinds, and often submitted the following to his friends.

What word can be created when following these directions?
1) Start at D.
2) Go up Eight.
3) Go down Eleven.
4) Go up Five.
What word is it?
  
LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in THURSDAYS Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases!  Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com.https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/
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