WELCOME to Wednesday, March 22, 2017.
Funny Advice From Children – Top 10
Never trust a dog to watch your food. – Patrick, 10.
Never tell your mom her diet’s not working. – Michael, 14.
Don’t pull dad’s finger when he tells you to. – Emily, 10.
When your mom is mad at your dad, don’t let her brush your hair. – Taylia, 11.
Never allow your three-year old brother in the same room as your school assignment. – Traci, 14.
Never hold a dust buster and a cat at the same time. – Kyoyo, 9.
Felt markers are not good to use as lipstick. – Lauren, 9.
Don’t pick on your sister when she’s holding a baseball bat. – Joel, 10.
When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your mom when she’s on the phone. – Alyesha, 13.
Never try to baptize a cat. – Eileen, 8.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a wonderful Wednesday people, and whatever you do,
don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace, I am outta here, Eucman!
“I am a kind of paranoiac in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy.”
– J. D. Salinger
“Happiness depends upon ourselves.”
“We turn not older with years, but newer every day.”
– Emily Dickinson
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
A little girl opened the door to her teacher.
‘Are your parents in?’ asked the teacher.
‘They was in’, said the little girl, ‘but they is out now.’
‘They WAS in! They IS out!’ exclaimed the teacher, ‘Where’s your grammar?’
‘Oh, she’s in the front room watching the TV.’
Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from???
‘Who knows where thoughts come from? They just appear.’
ANSWER: Empire Records! Spoken by Lucas (Rory Cochrane) to Joe (Anthony LaPaglia).
Wednesday Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
‘You’re right, you’re right, I know you’re right!’
Tuesday’s Quizzler is……….
They set forth to behold the night,
Surrounding the dark with their gorgeous sight.
A sailor’s guide, a child’s fears,
They’re lost to sight as daytime nears.
From Heaven, their tears descend,
Make a wish before darkness ends.
Wednesday’s Quizzler is……….
TODAY’S QUIZZMASTER OF THE DAY AWARD GOES TO MS. KIM HILLYARD! NICE WORK KIM
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