Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏

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WELCOME to Friday, February 24, 2017.                  

Wise Sayings………
Fools rush in where fools have been before.
It’s called “take home” pay because you can’t afford to go anywhere else with it.
Success is relative; the greater the success, the more relatives.
If at first you succeed, try to hide your astonishment.
You must have learned from others’ mistakes. You haven’t had time to think all those up yourself.
People like criticism; just keep it positive and flattering.
It’s OK to let your mind go blank, but please turn off the sound.
Worry kills more people than work because more people worry than work.
Middle age is when broadness of the mind, and narrowness of the waist, change places.
When you’re getting kicked from behind, at least it means you’re in front.
Misers aren’t much fun to live with, but they make great ancestors.
Junk is something you throw away three weeks before you need it.
Hospitality is making your guests feel at home, even if you wish they were.
Some people are like blisters. They don’t show up until the work is done.
Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you a mechanic.
Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
The one who snores will fall asleep first.
The probability of meeting someone you know increases greatly when you are out with someone you do not want to be seen with.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great weekend people, and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace, I am outta here, Eucman!


DAILY QUOTES…  You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough. – Mae West

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, ‘Where have I gone wrong’. Then a voice says to me, ‘This is going to take more than one night’.
– Charles M. Schulz
Life is a journey but don’t worry, you’ll find a parking spot at the end.
– Isaac Asimov
Life is much more manageable when thought of as a scavenger hunt as opposed to a surprise party.
– Jimmy Buffett
Life is like photography.  You use the negative to develop.
– Swami Beyondananda (Steve Bhaerman)
You should not confuse your career with your life.
– Dave Barry
Life is a game, the first rule of which is that it is not a game.
– Alan Watts

G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….  A Year 5 teacher was giving her Primary pupils a lesson in developing logical thinking. ‘This is the scene’, said the teacher.

‘A man is standing up in a boat in the middle of a river, fishing. He loses his balance, falls in, and begins splashing and yelling for help.
His wife hears the commotion, knows he can’t swim, and runs down to the bank. Why do you think she ran to the bank?’
A little girl raised her hand and asked, ‘To draw out all his savings?’😱

Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from???  “How fickle is woman!”

ANSWER: Gone With The Wind! Spoken by Rhett Butler (Clark Gable) to Scarlett O’Hara (Vivien Leigh). The epic romance telling the story of a feisty young woman of the Old South and her life before, during, and after the Civil War. Starring: Vivien Leigh, Clark Gable, Leslie Howard, and Olivia de Havilland.
 

Friday Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???  “I am not deceitful! If I were, I should say I loved you!”

 

 

 

 

Thursday’s Quizzler is……….

Today Mooey has a challenging test from his mentor. He must spell all the words correctly. If he does, he will become a mentor, and teach other cows! Mooey studied as hard as he could the night before his challenge. He is on the last word of the list, and is scared! He is sure that the first 19 words are correct, but the last word is always a secret bonus word. Can you help Mooey?
Mentor: The last word is actually two words. It is your name. (Mooey’s last name was Mooer)
Mooey was shocked! The bonus word was always extra-hard! He was just about to scrape “Mooey Mooer” in the mud, when he thought of something. It ended up making him a mentor. What did Mooey scrape in the mud?

ANSWER: The answer was “your name”. When Mooey thought of this, he realized his mentor was trying to trick him! Because of his thinking, Mooey was made a mentor!

 

 
Friday’s Quizzler is………. 

My history is long in telling,
Though my origins are unknown.
I watch the tender earth most carefully,
Clothed in discards long disowned.
I guard against the raucous poachers,
Praying for a gust of wind that will animate my lifeless form.
The autumn winds will signal the completion of my job.
Maybe if I had a brain I’d choose to move south for the winter.
Who am I?
 TODAY’S QUIZZMASTER OF THE DAY AWARD GOES TO OUR RESIDENT GENIUS, MS ANDREA L. BANKS! NICE WORK BANKS. 🙏 🙌

     

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in MONDAYS Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases!  Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com.https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/ 

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