Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏

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WELCOME to Wednesday, February 22, 2017.                

THE NAME GAME……..  
If Dolly Parton married Salvador Dali, she’d be Dolly Dali.
If Oprah Winfrey married Depak Chopra, she’d be Oprah Chopra.
If Olivia Newton-John married Wayne Newton, then divorced him to marry Elton John, she’d be Olivia Newton-John Newton John.
If Sondra Locke married Elliott Ness, then divorced him to marry Herman Munster, she’d become Sondra Locke Ness Munster.
If Snoop Doggy Dogg married Winnie the Pooh, he’d be Snoop Doggy Dogg Pooh.
How about a baseball marriage? If Boog Powell married Felipe Alou, he’d be Boog Alou.
If Shirley Jones married Tom Ewell, then Johnny Rotten, then Nathan Hale, she’d be Shirley Ewell Rotten Hale.
If Ivana Trump married, in succession, Orson Bean (actor), King Oscar (of Norway), Louis B. Mayer (of MGM), and Norbert Wiener (mathematician), she would then be Ivana Bean Oscar Mayer Wiener.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great Tuesday day people, and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace, I am outta here, Eucman!


DAILY QUOTES… “I like rice. Rice is great if you’re hungry and want 2000 of something.” –Mitch Hedberg

“My mother buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping.”
–Rita Rudner
“Knowledge comes, but wisdom lingers.”
–Alfred Lord Tennyson

G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F…. 

While I was dining in the restaurant of a large hotel, I heard a loud crash. A waitress had dropped a whole tray of coffee cups, plates, and dishes. Being only a couple tables away from her, I felt a stinging pain in my hand where I was cut from the shattered debris. I was immediately escorted to the hotel doctor.
“What happened?” he asked.
I said, “Attacked by a flying saucer.” 😁

Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from??? “Or I’ll be a super-jet pilot, fly me high way out in the blue. Then they’ll see, I’m no shrinking violet. I got a lot of living to do!”

ANSWER: Bye Bye Birdie! Sung by Hugo Peabody (Bobby Rydell) to Kim McAfee (Ann-Margret). The hilarious and fun-filled musical satirizing the U.S.A’s obsession with Elvis Presley. Starring: Dick van Dyke, Janet Leigh, Ann-Margret, Bobby Rydell, and Paul Lynde.

 

 

 

Wednesday Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???  “So, you’re great people to work with, this is a great present, and I wish I could squeeze you all into one pretty woman. And if you’d like to go to my office, I’ll try.”

 

 

 

 

Tuesday’s Quizzler is……….

We are often dangerous
But to some we are fun
To others we are frightening
Causing them to run
We come together
Though we seem apart
You see me and you hear my brother
Who oft times makes little ones run to their mothers,
I am bright and my brother is loud
And it may seem that we come from a cloud, What are we?

ANSWER: Lightning & Thunder

 

 

 

 

 
Wednesday’s Quizzler is……….Reveal the quote by eliminating the letters of the alphabet that are not part of the quote. The unused letters go in alphabetical order from A-Z.

ATBAKCEDCAERFEOGFHTIHEJMINKUT
ELSFOMRTHNEOPHOURQSWRILLTSATKEUCAVREOFWTHXEMSYELVZES
 TODAY’S QUIZZMASTER OF THE DAY AWARD GOES TO OUR RESIDENT GENIUS, MS ANDREA L. BANKS AND MS KIM HILLYARD! NICE WORK LADIES. 🙏

     

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in THURSDAYS Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases!  Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com.https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/ 

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