Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏

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WELCOME to Monday, February 13, 2017.                

Here’s the Story…
I think we really do spend a lot of time pursuing our youth as we age. I know I have and still do.  I work to keep my weight down, watch my blood pressure, my diet and yes I do have a couple of missing teeth. Sometime the wind whistles through those missing tooth slots making my words just a little longer when I speak.  At one time I even tried to make the name grandpa more cooler and more hip so that my grand kids would call me something cooler like g-man or g-pappy. Actually I announced the name change of g-pappy on the internet hoping to make it real by using the internet as a qualifier. Although in this day and age I could probably list the name as an alternate truth name created by the Trump administration and suddenly G-Pappy would be a real name. Never the less when my daughter Chelsea heard the g-pappy name she asked what did that mean?  Did it mean g-papsmear? No I said as the group who was around me laughed for 10 minutes, but suddenly g-pappy was no longer an option, somehow the new internet cool name had lost it’s meaning. Now days I just settle for the traditional name of grandpa and when my grand kids Manny & Lele see me and run to give me a hug, that has more value then anything else in the world. That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great Monday people, and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace, I am outta here, Eucman!


DAILY QUOTES…  “We’re now less than a week away from V-Day. Valentine’s Day is a test. It’s a test of your commitment, your preparedness, a test of whether you love someone enough to waste $100 on flowers that on any other day of the year would cost you $30.” -Jimmy Kimmel

“On Monday in Vermont, a barrel of maple syrup fell off a truck and spilled all over the highway. Luckily, it broad-sided a French toast truck.” -Conan O’Brien
“Merriam-Webster dictionary added over 1,000 new words today, including the word ‘photobomb.’ They didn’t WANT to add ‘photobomb,’ but it jumped in at the last second and kinda ruined the dictionary.” -Jimmy Fallon

G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F…. 

A young couple honeymooning in Las Vegas were down to their last two dollars. The groom told the bride that he had a feeling that he could turn the two bucks into a fortune if he went down to the casino alone.
Once in the casino, he put one dollar each into two slot machines and won Jackpots on both totaling $10,000. He then played blackjack for an hour until he had $50,000 in chips. Next, he played poker and upped his winnings to $100,000.
He was about to cash in his chips when he got a hunch that his luck hadn’t run out. So he took all his money and placed it on Black at the roulette table, hoping to double his money. But the ball came up Red. He returned to his hotel room.
“How did you do?” asked the bride.
The groom shrugged and said, “I lost two dollars.”

Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from???  “This sonic transducer, it is, I suppose, some kind of audio-vibratry-physio-molecular transport device?”  

ANSWER: Rocky Horror Picture Show! Spoken by Dr. Everett Scott (Jonathan Adams) to Dr. Frank-n-Furter (Tim Curry). The wacky hijinx of a young couple who get stranded at the home of a Transvestite from the Planet Transsexual. Starring: Susan Sarandon, Barry Bostwick, and Tim Curry. 

 

Monday Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???  “It is a truth universally acknowledged that when one part of your life starts going okay, another falls spectacularly to pieces.”

 

 

 

Friday’s Quizzler is……….

I am a cylinder
Made up of many squares.
Spinning like a paint roller,
I offer my bounteous fare.
I can be soft and gentle,
But I am abhorred when I am not.
I am often found waiting until,
the need arises on the spot.
I am not the most charming,
But I am found in most homes.
I’m nowhere to be found? Alarming!
Often, nearby is a mirror and combs.
I blot a little here;
I wipe clean there.
You need me to be near;
A tug, a pull, a roll and I tear.
What am I?

ANSWER:  Toilet paper or toilet tissue

Monday’s Quizzler is………. 

What does this rebus represent?
shadddes
TODAY’S QUIZZMASTER OF THE DAY AWARD GOES TO MS. ANDREA L. BANKS AND MS. KIM HILLYARD, OUR 2 RESIDENT GENIUS! NICE WORK LADIES!

     

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in TUESDAYS Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases!  Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com.https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/ 

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