Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏

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WELCOME to Tuesday, February 7, 2017.              

Collective Nouns…..
A cuddle of teddy bears
A conjunction of grammarians
A promise of barmen
An obeisance of servants
A staff of employees
A fraid of ghosts
A nastiness of villains
A promise of tomorrows
A prudence of vicars
A clique of photographers

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great Tuesday people, and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace, I am outta here, Eucman!


DAILY QUOTES… “Hooters is opening a new chain of restaurant called Hoots, where they’re ditching their revealing outfits. They’re going to have male servers aaaand… they just went out of business.” -Jimmy Fallon

“The Westminster Dog Show has added three new breeds to its annual events. Said the dogs, ‘Yeah, last year’s after party got pretty wild.'” -Seth Meyers
“There is a new restaurant in Spain that just opened where everybody dines in the restaurant completely naked. And you thought it was awkward going to dinner with your parents before.” -James Corden

G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F…. 

I walked into my sister’s kitchen and found my nephew having a snack.
“Where’s your mother?” I asked.
“She said she was going to have a shower. Just a minute, I’ll see.”
He stepped into the bathroom and flushed the toilet and a second
later a sharp yell came from upstairs.
My nephew walked back out and said, “Yep, she’s in the shower.”

Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from??? ‘A woman happily in love, she burns the souffle. A woman unhappily in love, she forgets to turn on the oven.’ -Marcel Dalio

ANSWER: Sabrina! Spoken by Baron St. Fontanel (Marcel Dalio) to Sabrina Fairchild (Audrey Hepburn). 
Tuesday Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???  “To be free, one must give up a part of oneself.” 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Monday’s Quizzler is……….

Can you complete this grid of letters? Each line is a valid 5 letter word with its first and last letters missing. The missing letters form
a word when read downwards and the same word appears both at the start and at the end. What is the missing word?
_OMI_
_EVE_
_ROM_
_OAK_
_ATC_

ANSWER: CLASH. 

 

Tuesday’s Quizzler is………. 

TRANCE, STAIN, CHIME, TUBA and PERK. These words all belong to the same logical family. Which of the following words also belongs to that family?
GERMANE, EMBARGO, BANANA and NIGHTMARE
       

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in WEDNESDAYS Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases!  Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com.https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/ 

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