Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏

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WELCOME to Tuesday, December 14, 2016. 

Interesting Irrelevant Facts….
Every person has a unique tongue print.
Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn’t wear pants.*
In 1980, a Las Vegas hospital suspended workers for betting on when patients would die.
Thomas Edison was afraid of the dark.
‘Kemo Sabe’ means ‘soggy shrub’ in Navajo.
In Kentucky, 50% of the people who get married for the first time are teenagers.
Kotex was first manufactured as bandages, during WWI.
Einstein couldn’t speak fluently when he was nine. His parents thought he might be retarded.
In Los Angeles, there are fewer people than there are automobiles.
About a third of all Americans flush the toilet while they’re still sitting on it.
You’re more likely to get stung by a bee on a windy day that in any other weather.
An average person laughs about 5 times a day.
Research indicates that mosquitoes are attracted to people who have recently eaten bananas.
Penguins can jump as high as 6 feet in the air.
The average person is about a quarter of an inch taller at night.
A sneeze zooms out of your mouth at over 600 mph.
The three best-known western names in China: Jesus Christ, Richard Nixon, and Elvis Presley.
The Neanderthal’s brain was bigger than yours is.
A Saudi Arabian woman can get a divorce if her husband doesn’t give her coffee.
The average bank teller loses about $250 every year.
Your right lung takes in more air than your left one does.
Women’s hearts beat faster than men’s.
Pollsters say that 40% of dog and cat owners carry pictures of the pets in their wallets.
Bubble gum contains rubber.
You can only smell 1/20th as well as a dog.

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a wonderful Wednesday people, and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace, I am outta here, Eucman!


DAILY QUOTES…

“Starbucks is planning to open Italian bakeries in New York City and Chicago that will serve pizza. Good, because if there’s anywhere you can’t get a good slice of pizza, it’s NEW YORK CITY and CHICAGO.” -Jimmy Fallon
“The CEO of Lego will be replaced next year. The new CEO’s head is being snapped on as we speak.” -Conan O’Brien
“It’s that time of year when people like to cozy up next to their loved ones near the fire – until Sunday, that is, because according to a recent study of social media, Dec. 16 is the day when are you most likely to be dumped by your boyfriend or girlfriend. Great, just another thing to put on your list of things to do for the holidays. ‘Let’s see – shopping’s done, presents are wrapped, what’s left? Oh, yeah! Mark, we need to talk.'” -James Corden

G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F…. 

One of my customers at the department of motor vehicles wanted a personalized license plate with his wedding anniversary on it. As we completed the paperwork he explained, “This way I can’t forget the date.”
A few hours later, I recognized the same young man waiting in my line again. When his turn came, he said somewhat sheepishly, “I need to change the numbers on that plate application.”

Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from???  “Saigon. […] I´m still only in Saigon.”
ANSWER: Apocalypse Now! We see Martin Sheen (Captain Benjamin L Willard) in his room in Saigon, remembering scenes of the war. Then he looks out of the window and worries about still being in Saigon.

Wednesday Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “I believe in America.”

Monday’s Quizzler is………. 
What types of desserts are represented below?
Note: Most are Rebuses, some of which are implied by the language.
1) MrIxolite: “Aaaaaagh!”
2) Ban ana
3) King & Queen Cherry ascended the throne 25 years ago today.
4) Lem Elk
5) Strawberry Cak
6) Full Full Full
7) Claires on the internet

ANSWER:  1) Ice cream (I scream),  2) A Banana Split,  3) Cherries Jubilee, 4) Lemon Mousse (Lem on Moose)

5)
Strawberry Short Cake,
6)
Trifle (Tri Full), 7
)
Eclaires or E-Claires

 

Wednesday’s Quizzler is………. 

Can you break this code?
Shift three. Caps lock one. Shift six.
Tab six. Tab nine. Tab seven.
Tab four. Tab three. Caps lock one. Caps lock three.
Tab five. Caps lock six. Tab eight. Caps lock two. Shift 10.

TODAY’S QUIZZMASTER AWARD GOES TO MS. ANDREA L. BANKS! WAY2GO BANKS!                                       
LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in THURSDAYS Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases!  Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com.https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/ 

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