WELCOME to Friday, December 9, 2016.
The average person laughs thirteen times a day. Are you average?
Men are more likely to be struck by lightning than women.
Amateur boxer Joe Flanagan named his two sons Bob and Weave.
Walt Disney was afraid of mice.
Drivers kill more deer than hunters.
William Semple, a dentist, invented chewing gum to exercise the jaw.
More people use blue toothbrushes than red.
Everybody’s tongue print is as unique as their finger print.
A hardworking adult will sweat up to four gallons of water per day.
Fingernails grow nearly four times faster than toenails.
Leonardo da Vinci was able to draw with one hand while writing with the other.
Marilyn Monroe had six toes on one foot.
Anne Boleyn had six fingers on each hand.
Mel Blanc [the voice of Bugs Bunny] was allergic to carrots.
Pope John Paul the 2nd became a honorary Harlem Globetrotter in the year 2000.
Neil Armstrong stepped on the moon with his left foot.
The first owner of Marlboro Company died of lung cancer.
The average person in their life time will eat 60,000 pounds of food, the weight of approximately six elephants.
25% of the bones in your body are in your feet. Also, Your ribs move about five million times a year.
Most of the dust particles in your house are dead skin.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great weekend people, and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace, I am outta here, Eucman!
Is life worth living? It all depends on the liver. – William James
The wise man has long ears and a short tongue. – Anonymous.
Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens. – Jimi Hendrix
Don’t walk behind me, I may not lead. Don’t walk in front of me, I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend. – Unknown, but often attributed to Albert Camus
The secret of a good life is to have the right loyalties and hold them in the right scale of values. – Norman Thomas
Democracy is the process by which people choose the man who’ll get the blame. – Bertrand Russell
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
Gareth, an insurance broker in Florida, loves ocean fishing and takes his cell phone along on the boat. One morning we were drifting about ten miles offshore as Gareth discussed business on the phone. Suddenly his rod bent double, and the reel screamed as line poured off the spool.
Gareth was master of the situation. “Pardon me,” he told his customer calmly. “I have a call on another line.”
Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from???
“Check, charge or cash?”
“Cash. Make it out to Jack´s Demolition, Tucson.”
ANSWER: Heat! In the opening scene, Val Kilmer (Chris Shiherlis) stands at a cashier and is asked by Marty Ferrero (Construction Clerk) if he wants to pay cash.
Friday Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “Out west there was this fella, fella I want to tell you about, fella by the name of…” (Sorry, I can´t give you the name, this would be too easy.)
Thursday’s Quizzler is……….
Name an English word of more than 2 letters that both begins and ends with the letters “he” in that order. There are two possible answers. “hehe” is not acceptable.
ANSWER: Headache or Heartache.
Friday’s Quizzler is……….
What do these sentences have in common?
1) Perfect opinions use no deadlines.
2) Doctors originally lose love around royalty.
3) Yellow engines nominate.
4) Friends realize any nonsense comes.
5) Even unusual rags overcome.
TODAY’S QUIZZMASTER OF THE DAY AWARD GOES TO MS. ANDREA L. BANKS! NICE BANKS!
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