Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏

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WELCOME to Wednesday, November 16, 2016.   

TRUTHS ABOUT GROWING OLD…..
1) Growing up is mandatory; growing old is optional.
2) Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get.
3) When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you’re down there. (my favorite…)
4) You’re getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster.
5) It’s frustrating when you know all the answers but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.
6) Time may be a great healer, but it’s a lousy beautician.
7) Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone.

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a wonderful Wednesday people, and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace, I am outta here, Eucman!

DAILY QUOTES…   “A kleptomaniac is a person who helps himself because he can’t help himself.” –Henry Morgan

“My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare.”
–Mike Myers
“Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.” –Mark Twain

G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….  If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model.  I’ve got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish, and my paint job is getting a little dull.  But that’s not the worst of it.

My headlights are out of focus, and it’s especially hard to see things up close.
My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather.
My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins. It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed. My fuel rate burns inefficiently.
But here’s the very worst of it:
Almost every time I sneeze, cough or laugh, either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires.

Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from??? “My! People have a way of coming and going so quickly here!” 

ANSWER: From “The Wizard of Oz” – 1939.

“Toto, I don’t think we’re in Kansas anymore.”

Wednesday Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “With powers like these, I could be….A SUPERHERO! But first…”

TODAY’S MOVIE DIVA OF THE DAY AWARD GOES TO MS. KIM HILLYARD, NICE FILM DETECTIVE WORK KIM!   

Tuesday’s Quizzler is……….

I am loud or quiet.
I am sudden or expected.
I am a strong medication.
I am a relief in certain situations.
I am caused by embarrassment and/or happiness.
I am found in many good friendships.
I am …….

ANSWER:  Laugh, Laughter

Wednesday’s Quizzler is……….

 Change one letter in each word to form the name of a famous person. (Bet Stifler = Ben Stiller)
1. Delta Geese
2. Halve Ferry
3. Since Girl
4. Mew Roan
5. Tint Burner
6. Row Lose
7. Tone Dale
8. Amp Giant
9. Earth Brooms
10. Bray Pita

           

               

 

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in THURSDAYS Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases!  Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com.https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/ 

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