Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏

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WELCOME to Wednesday, November 2, 2016.   

Sayings Which May Make You Smile….
If a man is in a forest talking to himself with no women around, is he still wrong?
Man’s commonest fault is not knowing what he doesn’t know.
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
I don’t want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve immortality through not dying.
By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.
Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
The cure for insomnia is to get more sleep.
Everyone should have a spouse, because there are a number of things that go wrong that one can’t blame on the government.
Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart.
If you can’t be a good example, then you’ll just have to serve as a horrible warning.
Life is an endless struggle full of frustrations and challenges, but eventually you find a hair stylist you like.
One of the life’s mysteries is how a two pound box of candy can make a person gain five pounds.
You know you’re into middle age when you realize that caution is the only thing you care to exercise.

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a wonderful Wednesday people, and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace, I am outta here, Eucman!

DAILY QUOTES….

Do not fear to be eccentric in opinion, for every opinion now
accepted was once eccentric.  Bertrand Russell
Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are
putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it. – Mark Twain
A well-spent day brings happy sleep. – Leonardo da Vinci
All major religious traditions carry basically the same message, that is love, compassion
and forgiveness the important thing is they should be part of our daily lives. – Dalai Lama

G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F…. 

One day a farmer’s donkey fell down into a well.  The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out a way to get him out.  Finally he decided it was probably impossible and the animal was old and the well was dry anyway, so it just wasn’t worth it to try and retrieve the donkey.  So the farmer asked his neighbors to come over and help him cover up the well. They all grabbed shovels and began to shovel dirt into the well.
At first, when the donkey realized what was happening he cried horribly. Then, to everyone’s amazement, he quieted down and let out some happy brays.  A few shovel loads later, the farmer looked down the well to see what was happening and was astonished at what he saw.  With every shovel of dirt that hit his back, the donkey was shaking it off and taking a step up.
As the farmer’s neighbors continued to shovel dirt on top of the animal, he continued to shake it off and take a step up.  Pretty soon, to everyone’s amazement, the donkey stepped up over the edge of the well and trotted off.
The moral of this tale is: Life is going to shovel dirt on you. The trick to getting out of the well is to shake it off and take a step up.  Through applying wisdom every adversity can be turned into a stepping stone.  The way to get out of the deepest well is by never giving up but by shaking yourself off and taking a step up. What happens to you isn’t nearly as important as how you react to it.

Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from??? “You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.”  
ANSWER: The Princess Bride!  
Wednesday Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???  Mitch: “The weirdest thing just happened to me.” Chris: “Was it a dream where you were where you see yourself standing in sort of sun-god robes on a pyramid, with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you?” Mitch: “No…” Chris: “Why, am I the only one who has that dream?”

Tuesday’s Quizzler is……….

Our usage dates back a long, long way. While among the first tools, our prototypes were bone and plant. Today we are usually made of steel.
We are related by design but not purposes, though sometimes we work well together, especially in the holding business.
We have relatives of different shapes and sizes. A hollow one is a real sticker and our Chinese cousins can be all over you.
In Great Britain we are a popular name for a pricking or tingling sensation, and to be on us in the U.S. is to be in a state of excessive uneasiness.

ANSWER: Pins and Needles. Notes: A hollow one: a syringe needle is hollow. Chinese cousins: acupuncture needles can be all over you.

Wednesday’s Quizzler is……….

Find an anagram for each word in Group A. Each anagram will answer one of the clues in Group B.

Group A
1. Earth
2. Rosin
3. Taxer
4. Lease
5. Darin
6. Sharp
7. Gofer
Group B
A. Surplus
B. Golf clubs
C. Blacksmith’s furnace
D. Stringed instruments
E. Empty the sink
F. Valentine’s Day symbol
G. Painter’s stand

 

 

TODAY’S QUIZZMASTER OF THE DAY AWARD GOES TO MS. ANDREA L. BANKS! GREAT JOB BANKS!

 

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in THURSDAYS Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases!  Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com.https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/ 

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