Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏

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WELCOME to Thursday, October 27, 2016.     

15 More Epithets To Live By……
1. However good or bad a situation is, it will change.
2. Don’t take yourself so seriously. No one else does.
3. Believe in miracles.
4. God loves you because of who God is, not because of anything you did or didn’t do.
5. Don’t audit life. Show up and make the most of it now.
6. Growing old beats the alternative: dying young.
7. Your children get only one childhood.
8. All that truly matters in the end is that you loved.
9. Get outside every day. Miracles are waiting everywhere.
10. If we all threw our problems in a pile and saw everyone else’s, we’d grab ours back.
11. Envy is a waste of time. You already have all you need.
12. The best is yet to come.
13. No matter how you feel, get up, dress up and show up.
14. Yield.
15. Life isn’t tied with a bow, but it’s still a gift.

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great Thursday people, and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace, I am outta here, Eucman!

DAILY QUOTES….

“Last Friday, Amazon, CNN, and Twitter were all down all over the United States. It’s a chilling day that will one day be known in history as ‘Productive Friday.'” -Conan O’Brien
“President Obama last week said that this year’s election is like Dante’s ‘Inferno.’ Well that’s fine, as long as it doesn’t turn into a disco inferno.” -Seth Meyers
“One of the big stories about the Cubs is the so-called ‘Curse of the Billy Goat,’ which occurred back in the ’40s when they turned a fan and his pet goat away because goats aren’t allowed in the ballpark. Or as hot dog vendors put it, ‘That’s what YOU think.'” -Jimmy Fallon

G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F…. 

Out in space two alien forms are speaking with each other. The first spaceman says, “The dominant life forms on the earth planet have developed satellite-based weapons.”

The second alien, who looks exactly like the first, asks, “Are they an emerging intelligence?”
The first spaceman says, “I don’t think so…They have them aimed at themselves.” 

Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from??? “My Lord, you look just like the pissboy!”
ANSWER: History of the World, Part I. Count de Money – sorry, Count de Monet (Harvey Korman) said this to King Louis XVI (Mel Brooks) when he noticed that the pissboy (also played by Mel Brooks) was a dead ringer for the King. King Louis responded by saying, “And you look like a bucket of [human waste]!” They decided to use the pissboy as a look-alike for the King because his life was in danger during the French Revolution. Brooks’ funniest movie, except maybe for “Blazing Saddles”. 
Thursday Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???  “The pig lizard is gone. Why are they still chanting for the pig lizard?”

Wednesday’s Quizzler is……….

Insert the word from group B into the empty spaces in group A.
1. Ta__ __ __ __ry
2. K__ __ __ __en
3. D__ __ __ __le
4. S__ __ __ __et
5. T__ __ __ __t
Group B
A. Herb
B. Itch
C. Able
D. Pest
E. Wind

ANSWER:  1. Tapestry (D) 2. Kitchen (B) 3. Dwindle (E) 4. Sherbet (A) 5. Tablet (C)

Thursday’s Quizzler is……….

What do all the words in this list have in common?
Lead
Sow
Bass
Wind
Tear
Object

 

TODAY’S QUIZZMASTER OF THE DAY AWARD GOES TO MS. ANDREA L. BANKS! INCREDIBLE BANKS! 

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in FRIDAYS Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases!  Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com.https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/ 

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