WELCOME to Monday, October 3, 2016.
New Zealand Speak…
What helped me to understand New Zealand (Zillund) speak, was to read each item out loud:
Peck – to fill a suitcase
Min – male of the species
Milburn – capital of Victoria
Pigs – for hanging out washing with
Pug – large animal with a curly tail
Nin tin dough – computer game
Munner stroney – soup
Mess Kara – eye makeup
McKennock – person who fixes cars
Mere – Mayor
Leather – foam produced from soap
Lift – departed
Kiri Pecker – famous Australian businessman
Kittle crusps – potato chips
Ken’s – Cairns
Jumbo – pet name for someone called Jim
Jungle Bills – Christmas carol
Inner me – enemy
Guess – vapour
Fush – marine creatures
Fitter cheney – type of pasta
Ever cardeau – avocado
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great Monday people, and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace, I am outta here, Eucman!
DAILY QUOTES….
“Sometimes I sit for hours weighing the fine distinctions among the words spunk, pluck, nerve, chutzpah, gall and moxie.” –George Carlin
A Photon checks into a hotel and the bellhop asks him if he has any luggage. The Photon replies, “No I’m traveling light.”
“I have a list I made when I was twelve of things I wanted to do before I die. Omigod…how embarrassing. Number One: Touch a boobie.” –Drew Carey
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
An English beau called Charles had his first date with a French girl called Martine. Charles decided that he would impress Martine, so he acquired an English/French dictionary in order to swot up on the language.
Charles carefully translated and learned every word perfectly with the correct annunciation and accent. At last they met, and our gentleman friend greeted the young French mademoiselle with the carefully prepared phrase …. in perfect French.
As Charles finished the greeting Martine duly slapped him around the face and the young lady disappeared from the scene. The poor chap was left floundering on the street corner, wondering what went wrong.
All Charles wanted to say was “When I look into your face, time stands still.” But when the phrase was translated correctly it came out as: “Your face would stop a clock!”
Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from??? “I have two sons. One I put through college. The other I put through a wall.”
ANSWER: Back to School! Lou (Burt Young) said this to Jason, when he tried to explain how a person can be tough and nice at the same time.
Monday Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “So, Pee Wee plays the little fairy, and you play the big fairy. That’s a lot of fairies.”
Friday’s Quizzler is……….
ANSWER: GERM, ANY, GERMANY
Monday’s Quizzler is……….
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