WELCOME to Tuesday, September 27, 2016.
Hymns for the Over 60s……
Precious Lord, Take My Hand, And Help Me Up
Just a Slower Walk with Thee
Go Tell It on the Mountain, But Speak Up
Nobody Knows the Trouble I Have Seeing
Guide Me O Thou Great Lord God, I’ve Forgotten Where I’ve Left my Car
Count Your Many Birthdays, Count Them One By One
It Is Well With My Soul, But My Knees Hurt
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great Tuesday people, and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace, I am outta here, Eucman!
“A new study finds that if you’re drunk around sober people, you’ll think you’re less drunk than if you’re around other drunk people. And if you’re drunk around sober people, chances are you’ve got a problem.” -Jimmy Fallon
“A man is getting bar mitzvah’d at age 113. They’re hoping the attendance is better than last year when he got circumcised.” -Conan O’Brien
“This week a study was released by the World Health Organization showing that the United States is the third most depressing country in the world after India and China. When Americans heard the news they were like, ‘Oh, we only got third?'” -James Corden
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
An elderly gentleman checked into a New York hotel. The clerk mentioned the phone service the establishment made available for calling guests who wished to rise at an early hour.
“No need for that, young man,” snapped the old timer. “I always wake up at five A.M. sharp – without an alarm clock.”
“Very good, sir,” the clerk replied, then asked, “Would you mind calling me at six?”
Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from??? “…Because they knew that this England place was bogus, and if we didn’t get ourselves some cool rules, pronto, we’d just be bogus, too.”
ANSWER: Fast Times at Ridgemont High! Jeff Spiccoli (Sean Penn) said this when Mr. Hand (Ray Walston) trapped him in his room and forced him to make up the time he wasted in History class.
Tuesday Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “Beef jerky time!”
Monday’s Quizzler is……….
ANSWER: Beauty is only skin deep. When spoken quickly the letters B-U-T sound like the word “beauty,” and “B-U-T” is only as deep as the word “SKIN” is.
Tuesday’s Quizzler is……….