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WELCOME to Friday, September 23, 2016. 

Funny Plurals In the English Language….. 

We’ll begin with a box and the plural is boxes. But the plural of ox should be oxen, not oxes.

The one fowl is a goose but two are called geese, Yet the plural of moose should never be meese.

You may found a lone mouse or a whole set of mice, Yet the plural of house is houses not hice.

If the plural of man is always called men, Why shouldn’t the plural of pan be called pen?

If I speak of a foot and you show me your feet, And I give you a boot, would a pair be called beet?

If one is a tooth and a whole set are teeth, Why should not the plural of booth be called beeth?

Then one may be that and three would be those, Yet hat in the plural wouldn’t be hose.

And the plural of cat is cats and not cose.

We speak of a brother and also of brethren, But though we say Mother, we never say Methren,

Then the masculine pronouns are he, his and him, But imagine the feminine she, shis and shim,

So English, I fancy you will all agree, Is the funniest language you ever did see.

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great weekend people, and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace, I am outta here, Eucman!    

 

DAILY QUOTES….   

I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it.  Groucho Marx

I belong to no organized party; I am a Democrat.”  Will Rogers

On the other hand, we have different fingers.  Jack Handey  

 

G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….

Three animals were having a huge argument over who was the best. 

The first, a hawk, claimed that because of his ability to fly, he could attack anything repeatedly from above, and his prey had nary a chance.

The second, a lion, based his claim on his strength … None in the forest dared to challenge him.

The third, a skunk, insisted he needed neither flight nor strength to frighten off any creature.

As the trio debated the issue, an alligator came along and swallowed them all … hawk, lion and stinker.Emoji 

 

Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from???  “I can’t accept this; I don’t believe in guns. When my brothers and I would play Cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker.” 

ANSWER:  Death to Smoochy! Sheldon Mopes (Edward Norton) said this to Burke Bennett (Danny DeVito) when they were in the restaurant having dinner. Bennett was Mopes’s agent. Burke gave the straight-laced Sheldon a gun as a gift, because he thought he might need one in the cutthroat world of children’s television. “Death to Smoochy” is a dark comedy that also stars Jon Stewart, Catherine Keener, and Robin Williams (who is absolutely hilarious in this one).

Friday Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “Let’s say this Twinkie represents the normal amount of psychokinetic energy in the New York area. According to this morning’s sample, it would be a Twinkie 35 feet long, weighing approximately 600 pounds.”

 

Thursday’s Quizzler is……….

Each of the sentences below use two words which are synonyms of each other, but here in these sentences, they are not used with the same meaning. Can you find the words ?
 
1. He could not _____ out the _____ which would complete the series in the math teaser.
 
2. A _____ of her long hair was dangerously _____ to the fireplace.
 
3. Alas, we could not pay our respects to the _____ Mr. Bigsby. We were _____ by traffic.
 
4. _____ you open that ____ of beans, please ?
 
5. Life was a _____, after all, for 20 years all he had done was _____ for the oil company.

 

ANSWER:  1. He could not FIGURE out the NUMBER which would complete the series in the math teaser.

2. A LOCK of her long hair was dangerously CLOSE to the fireplace.

3. Alas, we could not pay our respects to the LATE Mr. Bigsby. We were DELAYED by traffic.

4. CAN you open that TIN of beans, please ?

5. Life was a BORE, after all, for 20 years all he had done was DRILL for the oil company. 

 

Friday’s Quizzler is……….

What common phrase does this rebus represent?
 
SKIN B-U-T SKIN SKIN SKIN
FLESH FLESH FLESH FLESH
MUSCLE MUSCLE MUSCLE
BONE BONE BONE BONE
 
 
 
LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in MONDAYS Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases!  Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com.https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/      

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