WELCOME to Monday, September 19, 2016.
Know Your Po Taters
Some people never seem motivated to participate, but are just content to watch while others do the work. They are called ‘Spec Taters’.
Some people never do anything to help, but are gifted at finding fault with the way others do the work. They are called ‘Comment Taters’.
Some people are very bossy and like to tell others what to do, but don’t want to soil their own hands. They are called ‘Dick Taters’.
Some people are always looking to cause problems by asking others to agree with them. It is too hot or too cold, too sour or too sweet. They are called, not Silly Billies but ‘Aggie Taters’.
There are those who say they will help, but somehow just never get around to actually doing the promised help. They are called ‘Hezzie Taters’.
Some people can put up a front and pretend to be someone they are not. They are called ‘Immy Taters’.
Then there are those who love others and do what they say they will. They are always prepared to stop whatever they are doing and lend a helping hand. They bring real sunshine into the lives of others. They are called ‘Sweet Po Taters’.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great Monday people, and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace, I am outta here, Eucman!
“A spokesman for the Royal Family says that Prince William and Kate Middleton’s upcoming family trip to Canada will be a ‘largely casual’ and ‘highly outdoors’ event. Then normal people said, ‘So…camping. You’re going camping.'” -Jimmy Fallon
“Here in California over the weekend, a woman gave birth in a Barnes & Noble bookstore. Apparently she did this in the New Releases section.” -Conan O’Brien
“A new study suggests that ‘starchiness’ should be added as a new taste to the five basic tastes that humans can detect. One researcher’s wife said, ‘Next time you can just say you didn’t like it.'” -Seth Meyers
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
The Wolf Man comes home one evening from a long day at the office. “How was work today, dear?” his wife asks.
“Honey, please! I don’t want to talk about work right now!” he shouts.
“Okay. Would you like me to fix you something to eat? Or how about a drink?” she asks oh so nicely.
“Listen,” he shouts again, “I’m not hungry, I’m not thirsty! Is that alright with you? Can I come home from work and just do my own thing without you forcing food down my throat? huh?”
At that very moment, the wolf man started growling, and throwing things around the apartment in a mad rage. Looking out the window, his wife sees a full moon and says to herself, “Well, I guess it’s that time of the month.”
Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from??? “That won’t work; he’s a Ballchinian!”
ANSWER: Men In Black II! Agent J (Will Smith) said this Agent K (Tommy Lee Jones) when K was fighting an alien. K repeatedly kicked the alien in the crotch, having no effect. He realized that the Ballchinian had a massive set of clackers hanging from his chin. K punched him there, and the alien screamed in agony. This was probably the funniest moment in any of the “Men In Black” films.
Monday Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “Do you have change for a dollar? All I have are these damn Nepalese coins.”
Friday’s Quizzler is……….
What word is missing? begin inch chapel elastic ==?== cellar arisen end
ANSWER: Ice: each word begins with the last two letters of the previous word.
Monday’s Quizzler is……….
Below are five band names and one of each of their songs. However, they have been rephrased and it is your job to figure them out.
1. Blue and yellow in a period after night sings “Avenue containing shattered nighttime fancies”.
2. “Numerically” also, the 21st letter of the alphabet sings “A sensation of dizziness”.
3. Illuminated sight organs sings “A chemical substance that can injure or kill”.
4. Involuntary shutting and opening of the eye #91 doubled sings “Merry-go-round”.
5. The thankful deceased sings “Carton of condensation”.