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WELCOME to Thursday, September 8, 2016.    

Marriage Notions Worth Remembering…

The matrimonial pollsters contend their studies indicate the man who kisses his wife good-bye when he leaves for work every morning averages a higher income than does the fellow who doesn’t do that thing. Husbands who exercise the rituals of affection tend to be more painstaking, more stable, more methodical, thus higher earners, it’s believed.

The heart is the most common symbol of romantic love. Ancient cultures believed the human soul lived in the heart. Others thought it to be the source of emotion and intelligence. Some believed the heart embodied a man’s truth, strength and nobility. The heart may be associated with love because the ancient Greeks believed it was the target of Eros, known as Cupid to the Romans. Anyone shot in the heart by one of Cupid’s arrows would fall hopelessly in love. Because the heart is so closely linked to love, it’s red color is thought to be the most romantic.

To keep your marriage brimming, With love in the loving cup,Whenever you’re wrong admit it; Whenever you’re right shut up. – Ogden Nash.

Marriage is a very expensive way to get your laundry done.  

Marriage is an institution where two people come together to joint solve the problems they never had before they got married.

The alleged most commonly used words of endearment: Honey (48%), Baby (44%), Sweetheart (41%), Dear (39%), Lover (32%), Darling (31%), Sugar (24%), Angel (20%), Pumpkin (13%), Beautiful (6%).

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great Thursday people, and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace, I am outta here, Eucman!    

 

DAILY QUOTES….  

They usually have two tellers in my local bank, except when it’s very busy, when they have one — Rita Rudner

“I have never been in a situation where having money made it worse.” — Clinton Jones

“More and more these days I find myself pondering how to reconcile my net income with my gross habits.” — John Nelson

“I believe in the Golden Rule. The Man with the Gold, Rules.” — Mr. T

“It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.” — Kin Hubbard

“If you owe the bank $100 that’s your problem. If you owe the bank $100 million, that’s the bank’s problem.” — J Paul Getty

“When you’ve got them by their wallets, their hearts and minds will follow.” — Fern Naito

“We didn’t actually overspend our budget. The allocation simply fell short of our expenditure.” — Keith Davis

From birth to age 18, a girl needs good parents, from 18 to 35 she needs good looks, from 35 to 55 she needs a good personality, and from 55 on she needs cash — Sophie Tucker 

 

G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….

In the morning the day after I was married, the phone rang.’ Reverse charges call from Jackie, ‘said the operator.’ Will you accept the charges?’

I couldn’t think of anyone that I knew who was called Jackie; so I said no and put down the ‘phone.

A moment later, the phone rang again. ‘Hi, Margaret, it’s Jackie’, said a familiar voice, ‘your mother-in-law.’Emoji 

 

Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from???  “This is the year that Finklestein beats ‘The Stomach’!”

ANSWER: Meatballs! Tripper Harrison (Bill Murray) said this when he was helping Larry Finklestein (Keith Knight) train for the all-important hot dog eating event, which would take place during the Olympics between Camp North Star and Camp Mohawk. “Mmm, just look at all those steamin’ weenies.” ‘Fink’ went on to beat ‘The Stomach’ for the first time ever. “Meatballs” is a true classic.  

Thursday Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “Why do things like this always happen to me? What kind of host invites you over for the weekend and dies on you?”

 

Wednesday’s Quizzler is……….

Can you unscramble the movies in Part 1 and match them with who the star was in Part 2? And your answer is?

Part 1

1. IILLONM LLOARD BBYA

2. A AUITEBUFL NMDI

3. AAIRCNEM YBTUEA

4. RRFTSOE MGPU

5. NRIA NMA

6. ETH NSITG

7. IIMDGNTH OOCYBW 

Part 2

1. Dustin Hoffman.

2. Jon Voight.

3. Kevin Spacey.

4. Clint Eastwood.

5. Paul Newman.

6. Tom Hanks.

7. Russell Crowe. 

ANSWER:   1. Million Dollar Baby: Clint Eastwood.

2. A Beautiful Mind: Russell Crowe.

3. American Beauty: Kevin Spacey.

4. Forrest Gump: Tom Hanks.

5. Rain Man: Dustin Hoffman.

6. The Sting: Paul Newman.

7. Midnight Cowboy: Jon Voight.

 

 

Thursday’s Quizzler is……….

Complete the words below using three consecutive letters in alphabetical order, e.g. _ _ A _ U S; add A B and C it would become ABACUS.

1. C O _ _ E _,

2. _ _ _ O R M,

3. S O _ E _ _,

4. _ U _ G _ L,

5. S _ O _ _ Y,

6. _ O B U _ _.

 
 
 
TODAY’S QUIZZMASTER AWARD GOES TO MS. ANDREA L. BANKS! EmojiEmojiEmojiEmojiEmoji
 
LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in FRIDAYS Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases!  Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com.https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/      

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