WELCOME to Wednesday, August 17, 2016.
Great Book That Were Never Written…..
1. 20 yards to the Out House by Willie Makit (Illustrated by Betty Wont)
2. The Yellow River by I.P. Daily
3. Caulking Made Easy by Phil McKrevis
4. I Was Prepared by Justin Case
5. The Nudist Colony by Seymour Skin
6. The Numbers Game by Cal Q. Later
7. Supporting Athletes by Jacques Strappe
8. Under the Bleachers by Seymour Butts
9. Falling Off A Cliff by Eileen Dover
10. Rusty Bed Springs by I.P. Freeley
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a wonderful Wednesday people, and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace, I am outta here, Eucman!
“Never face facts; if you do, you’ll never get up in the morning.” –Marlo Thomas
“Everyone is as God has made him, and oftentimes a great deal worse.” –Miguel de Cervantes
“When everyone is somebody, then no one’s anybody.” –W. S. Gilbert
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
A man visits his aunt in the nursing home. It turns out that she is taking a nap, so he just sits down in a chair in her room, flips through a few magazines, and munches on some peanuts sitting in a bowl on the table.
Eventually, the aunt wakes up, and her nephew realizes he’s absentmindedly finished the entire bowl. “I’m so sorry, auntie, I’ve eaten all of your peanuts!”
“That’s okay, dearie,” the aunt replied. “After I’ve sucked the chocolate off, I don’t care for them anyway.”
Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from??? ‘You see us as you want to see us: in the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions.
ANSWER: The Breakfast Club! The kids wrote this as part of their essay on who they think they are for Mr. Vernon. This movie was one of John Hughes’ classics.
Wednesday Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? Guy says: ‘What’s that like? What’s it taste like? Describe it like Hemingway.’
Girl says: ‘Well, it tastes like a pear. You don’t know what a pear tastes like?’
Guy says: ‘I don’t know what a pear tastes like to you.’
Girl says: ‘Sweet, juicy, soft on your tongue, grainy like a sugary sand that dissolves in your mouth. How’s that?’
Guy says: ‘It’s perfect.’
Tuesday’s Quizzler is……….
What do these words have in common?
ANSWER: They are all types of houses.
Wednesday’s Quizzler is……….
A common three-letter word can be added in the spaces below to create four common English words. What is the three letter word?
C _ _ _ ED
T _ _ _ SIT
ST _ _ _ D
F _ _ _ TIC
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