WELCOME to Thursday, July 21, 2016.
Here’s the story……….
According to a news report, a certain private school in Washington was recently faced with a unique problem. A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the Bathroom. That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints.
Every night the maintenance man would remove them and the next day the girls would put them back. Finally the principal decided that something had to be done.
She called all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the maintenance man. She explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every night (you can just imagine the yawns from the little princesses).
To demonstrate how difficult it had been to clean the mirrors, she asked the maintenance man to show the girls how much effort was required.
He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the toilet, and cleaned the mirror with it.
Since then, there have been no lip prints on the mirror.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great Thursday people, and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace, I am outta here, Eucman!
“Apparently Trump was unsure about the guy he was choosing for vice president all the way down to the wire. They say he wanted to dump Gov. Mike Pence at midnight the night before the announcement – which would have made him a Pence dispenser.” -Jimmy Kimmel
“Construction has just started on a two-mile underground ‘beer pipeline’ in Europe. Which explains why today, Britain changed its mind on Brexit.” -Conan O’Brien
“A math blogger says he’s figured out ‘the world’s favorite number.’ It turns out that it’s 7. The least popular number? The fake phone number you get when you tell a girl you’re a math blogger.” -Jimmy Fallon
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
I was traveling through Georgia last summer and stopped at a little backwoods country store. In the men’s room there was a handwritten sign above the malfunctioning potty which said, “Please Wiggel Handel”.
Below that some wit had written, “If I do, will it wiggel Bach?”
Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from??? “That restaurant was really good. I mean, I liked it, up until the attempted whacking.”
ANSWER: Analyze That! Laura Sobel (Lisa Kudrow) said this after her and Dr. Ben Sobel (Billy Crystal) returned home from having dinner. An attempt was made on the life of mobster Paul Vitti (Robert De Niro) at the restaurant. This movie started out slow but was actually a pretty good sequel.
Thursday Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “You might recognize this song, as performed by Jefferson Airplane in a little rockumentary called “Gimme Shelter”, about the Rolling Stones and their nightmare at Altamont. That night, the Oakland chapter of the Hell’s Angels had their way. Tonight, it’s my turn.”
Wednesday’s Quizzler is……….
Even though this is a group of superheroes, which one does not belong?
ANSWER: This is a list of “Marvel” comic superheroes. Batman does not belong. Batman made his first appearance as a comic book superhero in DC Comics “Detective Comics No. 27, May 1939”. Bob Kane has been credited with the original creation of Batman
Thursday’s Quizzler is……….
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