WELCOME to Wednesday, July 20, 2016.
What the Professions Say About Retiring:
Golfers never retire, they just lose their drive.
Lumberjacks never retire, they just pine away.
Accountants don’t retire, they just lose their balance.
Bank managers don’t retire, they just lose interest.
Vehicle mechanics? They re-tyre every day.
Teachers don’t retire, they just mark time.
Roofers don’t retire, they just wipe the slate clean.
Engineers never retire, they just lose their bearings.
Beekeepers never retire, they just buzz off.
Musicians never retire, they just decompose.
Farmers never retire, they just go to seed.
Watchmakers never retire, they just wind down.
Academics never retire, they just lose their faculties.
Painters never retire, they just put a gloss on it.
Tree surgeons never retire, they just branch out.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a wonderful Wednesday people, and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace, I am outta here, Eucman!
“I have only one superstition. I touch all the bases when I hit a home run.” –Babe Ruth
“The really frightening thing about middle age is that you know you’ll grow out of it.” –Doris Day
“An undefined problem has an infinite number of solutions.” –Robert A. Humphrey
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
A group of Americans was travelling on a bus tour through France and were in the Loire Valley quite near to the town of Sancerre. They stopped at the nearby village of Chavignol and visited a cheese farm where the world famous ‘Crottin de Chavignol’ goat’s cheese is made; their guide, who was the farmer’s wife, led them through a process of cheese making, explaining how goat’s milk was used.
Madame showed the group a picturesque hillside where many goats were grazing. These, she explained, were the older goats put out to pasture when they no longer produced. Madame then asked, turning to the group, ‘What do you do in the USA with your old goats that aren’t producing?’
One spry and very quick elderly gentleman answered, ‘They send us on bus tours.’
Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from??? “I’ve been going to this high school for seven and a half years; I’m no dummy. I know high school girls.”
ANSWER: Better Off Dead! Charles DeMar (Curtis Armstrong) said this to Lane Meyer (John Cusack) when Lane was still depressed about his girlfriend having broken up with him. DeMar gave Lane some advice to help him win her back. Armstrong was absolutely hilarious in this very underrated classic comedy. Cusack was very funny, too.
Wednesday Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “That restaurant was really good. I mean, I liked it, up until the attempted whacking.”
Tuesday’s Quizzler is……….
What are the next two numbers in this sequence?
7, 14, 17, 21, 27, 28, 35, 37, ?, ?
ANSWER: 42, 47. They are the numbers that either contain the digit 7 or are divisible by 7.
Wednesday’s Quizzler is……….
Even though this is a group of superheroes, which one does not belong?
TODAY’S QUIZZMASTER OF THE DAY AWARD GOES TO MR. ANDY Z! GREAT WORK ANDY!
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