Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏

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WELCOME to Wednesday, July 13, 2016.  

Top Ten Quotes Suitable For A Retirement Speech..

When some people retire, it’s going to be mighty hard to be able to tell the difference. – Virginia Graham

The question isn’t at what age I want to retire, it’s at what income. – George Foreman

The company accountant is shy and retiring.  He’s shy a quarter of a million dollars.  That’s why he’s retiring. – Milton Berle

The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off. – Abe Lemons

Before deciding to take early retirement from your job, stay home a week and watch daytime television. – Author Unknown

There are some who start their retirement long before they stop working. – Robert Half

The down side about retirement is having to drink coffee on your own time.- Author Unknown

When a man retires and time is no longer a matter of urgent importance, his colleagues generally present him with a watch. – R.C. Sherriff

Retirement: It’s nice to get out of the rat race, but you have to learn to get along with less cheese. – Gene Perret

It is time I stepped aside for a less experienced and less able man. – Scott Elledge.

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a wonderful Wednesday people, and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace, I am outta here, Eucman!    

 

DAILY QUOTES….   

“Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand.” –Kurt Vonnegut 

“Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch.” –W. C. Fields 

“If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets.” –Mel Brooks  

 

G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….

A tour guide was showing a tour group around Washington, D. C. The guide pointed out the place where George Washington supposedly threw a dollar coin across the Potomac River. 

“That’s impossible,” said the tourist. “No one could throw a coin that far!” 

“You have to remember,” answered the guide, “a dollar went a lot farther in those days.”Emoji 

 

Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from??? ‘The greatest thing you’ll ever learn is just to love, and be loved in return.’      

ANSWER: Moulin Rouge! Spoken by Christian (Ewan McGregor).  

Wednesday Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “Maybe you shoulda stole a better truck, Tonto.”

 

 

Tuesday’s Quizzler is……….

Unscramble the words below, then take the letters from each word as instructed to form another word that is the answer to this teaser:

LIUQA Take letters 1 & 2

PDIET Take letters 1,2 & 4

ETRSO Take letters 1 & 4

DONU Take letters 1 & 4

Unscramble the letters you collected… what do you get?  

ANSWER: LIUQA Take letters 1 & 2 – QUAIL, take Q,U

PDIET Take letters 1,2 & 4 – TEPID, take T,E,I

ETRSO Take letters 1 & 4 – STORE, take S,R

DONU Take letters 1 & 4 – UNDO, take U,O

Unscramble the above to get ‘Turquoise’.

Turquoise is a beautiful blue gemstone known since ancient times for its beauty. Through today, it is believed to bring wealth to one who wears it. In some cultures, it is known to act as a talisman to avoid any untoward accidents or dangers in life. 

 

 

Wednesday’s Quizzler is……….

Find the word that precedes or follows four of the five words in each group below. Then, find the bonus word that precedes or follows the five words you’ve eliminated. (One from each group)

1. Bean, milk, chamber, nurse, bar

2. Case, flag, pattern, tube, pilot

3. Suit, book, ridge, breaker, man

4. Ball, theme, trailer, double, may

5. Cat, lily, shark, ski, moth

BONUS : __________

                              

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in THURSDAYS Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases!  Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com.https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/   

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