Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏

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WELCOME to Wednesday, June 15, 2016.   

Did You Know?  

 In a recent poll held in the USA, American men and women were asked if they would marry the same person if they had it to do all over again. 

80% of the men responded that they would marry the same woman. 

Interestingly, only 50% of the women responded that they would marry the same man. Oh dear!

Gamophobia is the fear of marriage.

‘When women hold off from marrying men, we call it independence.  When men hold off from marrying women, we call it fear of commitment.’ – Warren Farrell (American Psychologist)

Men who never get carried away should be.  Malcolm Forbes

The only thing worse than a man you can’t control is a man you can.  Margo Kaufman

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a wonderful Wednesday people, and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace, I am outta here, Eucman!    

 

DAILY QUOTES….   

 “A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don’t need it.” –Bob Hope 

“Inspiration does exist, but it must find you working.” –Pablo Picasso 

“Success is to be measured not so much by the position that one has reached in life as by the obstacles which he has overcome.” –Booker T. Washington 

 

G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….

At a wedding ceremony at which Father Brian Hamilton was officiating, he was seen to raise his hand in order to give the final blessing at the end of the service.

Louise, the bride, totally misunderstood this gesture and surprised the vicar with a high-five.

Not wanting to exclude Mark, the groom, Father Brian also offered him a high-five.

Father Brian was eventually able to give the blessing, this time with the laughter of the guests ringing in his ears.Emoji 

 

Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from??? “I never had any friends later on like those I had when I was twelve. Jesus, does anyone?” 

ANSWER: Stand by Me! This should stand out if you have seen this film because it is the last line in the film. Richard Dreyfuss played the older Gordie in this film with the younger one being portrayed by Wil Wheaton. This 1986 tear jerker also starred Corey Feldman, Jerry O’Connell, and the late River Phoenix.  

Wednesday Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “I’d rather be with someone for the wrong reasons then be alone for the right.”

 

Tuesday’s Quizzler is……….

Alice came across a lion and a unicorn in a forest of forgetfulness. Those two are strange beings. The lion lies every Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday and the other days he speaks the truth. The unicorn lies on Thursdays, Fridays and Saturdays, however the other days of the week he speaks the truth.

Lion: Yesterday I was lying.

Unicorn: So was I.

On which day did they say that?  

ANSWER: As there is no day when both of the beings would be lying, at least one of them must have spoken the truth. They both speak the truth only on Sunday. However, the Lion would then be lying in his statement, so it couldn’t be said on Sunday. So exactly one of them lied.

If the Unicorn was honest, then it would have to be Sunday – but previously we proved this wrong. Thus only the Lion spoke the truth when he met Alice on Thursday and spoke with the Unicorn about Wednesday. 

 

 

Wednesday’s Quizzler is……….

And now for more mystery quotes in the style of the Vowel-less knights…

1. dn’t knw wh m grndfthr ws; m mch mr cncrnd t knw wht hs grndsn wll b.

2. t’s rnng cts nd dgs t thr!

3. ‘ll gt thrgh, cm hll r hgh wtr.

 

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in THURSDAYS Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases!  Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com.https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/   

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