WELCOME to Thursday, June 9, 2016.
Here’s the story……..
Five surgeons are having drinks together at a surgical convention and making jokes…
The first, a Florida surgeon, says: “I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.”
The second, a Michigan surgeon, responds: “Yeah, but you should try electricians. Everything inside of them is color coded.”
The third, a California surgeon, says: “No, I really think librarians are the best; everything inside of them is in alphabetical order.”
The fourth, an New York surgeon, chimes in: “You know, I like construction workers. Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over.”
But the fifth, from Washington D.C. shut them all up when he observed, “You’re all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There’s no guts, no heart, no brains, no spine, and the head and the butts are interchangeable.”
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great Thursday people, and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace, I am outta here, Eucman!
“Last week, a 90-year-old letter to Santa Claus was found in a chimney. On the bright side, the 96-year-old who wrote the letter is still alive and finally got that tricycle.” -Conan O’Brien
“Italian chefs recently set a new world record after making a mile-long pizza that took five ovens and over 11 hours to bake. It got weird when the person who ordered the pizza was like, ‘Ooh, I said no pepperoni.'” -Jimmy Fallon
“Here’s some strange fashion news. According to The New York Times, the monocle is back in style. Unless you’re a Batman villain or a giant salted peanut, you should not wear a monocle.” -Jimmy Kimmel
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
While at a marine-supply store stocking up on equipment for my boat, I also purchased an inflatable life preserver. “It was my wife’s idea,” I explained to the grizzled salesman at the counter. “She’s buying it for me as a gift.”
“Lucky you,” he said as he started to write up the order. “My wife got me a length of chain and a cement block.”
Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from??? “I mean he went from totally geek, to totally chic!”
Answer: Can’t Buy Me Love! The actress that said this line was Darcy DeMoss who portrayed Patty. She can also be seen in the film “For Keeps” (1988) as Elaine.
Thursday Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “If you don’t let me out I’m throwin’ up all over the front seat.”
Wednesday’s Quizzler is……….
Fill in the blank below with a word that means the same as the word on the left when read normally and fits the definition on the right when read backwards.
Wicked __________ Exist
Make a picture ________ Municipal sector
ANSWER: Evil, live. Draw, ward.
Thursday’s Quizzler is……….
We are four brothers in this world and we’re all born together.
The first one runs and never wearies.
The second eats and is never full.
The third drinks and is ever thirsty,
The fourth sings a song that is barely heard.
Who are we?
TODAY’S QUIZZMASTER OF THE DAY AWARD GOES TO MS. ANDREA L. BANKS! NICE WORK BANKS!
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