WELCOME to Thursday, May 12, 2016.
Ten Funny and Strange Ideas About Luck…
He that is afraid of bad luck will never know good. – Russian proverb
I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five. – Stephen Wright
It is bad luck to fall out of a thirteenth story window on Friday. – American Proverb
I’ve had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn’t. – Patrick Murray
Do you believe that getting married on a Friday brings bad luck ? Of course, why would Friday be an exception? – Anon
If a funeral car passes you should hide your thumb. – Japanese belief
A black cat crossing the street in front of you causes bad luck.
A rabbit’s foot, a four-clover leaf, or a horseshoe, may ward off bad luck to the owner.
Shallow men believe in luck. Strong men believe in cause and effect. – Ralph Waldo Emerson
Luck never made a man wise. – Seneca
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great Thursday people, and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace, I am outta here, Eucman!
“Hooters is offering its annual free meal for moms. Apparently, moms must be accompanied by at least one kid, who must also be accompanied by at least one psychiatrist.” -Jimmy Fallon
“A new study released today shows that blotting pizza with a napkin to remove extra grease can remove an average of 40 calories per slice. So if you’re looking for an easy way to lose weight, just eat that napkin.” -Seth Meyers
“A group is suing Quaker Oats saying their oatmeal is not 100 percent natural. And it gets worse: The guy on the box? He’s Jewish.” -Conan O’Brien
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
Wife texts husband on a cold winter’s morning:
“Windows frozen, won’t open.”
Husband texts back:
“Pour some hot water around the edges and then gently tap it with hammer.”
Wife texts back 5 minutes later:
“Now we need a new computer.”
Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from??? “Jeffrey Dahmer?! Jeffrey Dahmer?! I love that guy!”
Answer: Demolition Man! The evil Simon Phoenix (Wesley Snipes) says this when he sees all the mass murderers and serial killers who were cryogenically frozen. He wanted to thaw out all the greatest villians in world history to help him take over the planet. Billed as a sci-fi, action flick, “Demolition Man” is hilarious from start to finish. Sly Stallone and Sandra Bullock are great together.
Thursday Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “Try an association, such as: Let’s say the average person uses ten percent of his brain. How much do YOU use…one and a half percent. The rest is filled with malted hops and bong resin.”
Wednesday’s Quizzler is……….
Can you make this sentence into a phrase by only adding punctuation? You may not add, subtract, or rearrange the words. Good luck.
that that is is that that is not is not is that it it is
ANSWER: That that is, is. That that is not, is not. Is that it? It is.
Thursday’s Quizzler is……….
Inspector Ixolite of the Yard was investigating a murder at Nottonmye Manor.
It was a difficult case, and Ixolite was completely stumped until he noticed a message sent to him by the killer cunningly hidden in a newspaper advertisement selling Car Licence Plates.
Inspector Ixolite thought about it for a while, and when he had solved the puzzle, immediately arrested the guilty man.
Q1) How did Ixolite know the advert was a clue for him?
Q2) Solve the code and tell me who Ixolite arrested.
This is the newspaper advert (Car licence plates for sale) that Inspector Ixolite saw.
Plates For Sale;
[W 05 NWO]
[H 13 HSR ]
[O 05 EBM]
[D 08 UNE]
[U 10 HTY]
[N 04 BRE]
[N 16 TTE]
[I 26 LHC ]
[T 10 AEE]
[I 26 CNA]
[X 22 VDA]
THE QUIZZMASTER OF THE DAY AWARD GOES TO MR. ANDY ZARUBA! GREAT JOB ANDY!
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