WELCOME to Thursday, April 21, 2016.
A dime has 118 ridges around the edge.
A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.
A crocodile cannot stick out its tongue.
A dragonfly has a life span of 24 hours.
A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds.
A ‘jiffy’ is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second.
A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes.
A snail can sleep for three years.
Al Capone’s business card said he was a used furniture dealer.
Almonds are a member of the peach family.Funny ostrich
An ostrich’s eye is bigger than its brain.
Babies are born without kneecaps. They don’t appear until the child reaches 2 to 6 years of age.
Butterflies taste with their feet.
Cats have over one hundred vocal sounds. Dogs only have about 10.
‘Dreamt’ is the only English word that ends in the letters ‘mt’.
February 1865 is the only month in recorded history not to have a full moon.
In the last 4,000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.
If the population of China walked past you, in single file, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great Thursday people, and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace, I am outta here, Eucman!
Life being what it is, one dreams of revenge. Paul Gauguin
The thing that impresses me the most about America is the way parents obey their children. King Edward VIII
Reality is nothing but a collective hunch. Jane Wagner
Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad example. Francois de La Rochefoucauld
It’s so much easier to suggest solutions when you don’t know too much about the problem. Malcolm Forbes
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
We had a power outage last week and my computer, TV, and games console shut down immediately.
It was raining hard and I couldn’t play golf either so I just talked to my wife for a few hours.
Seems like a nice person.
Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from???’Dance is more than the steps. Feel the music and dance for sheer joy.’
Answer: Shall We Dance! This Japanese film about ballroom dancing was really fantastic. It won many awards, including the Seattle International Film Festival’s New Director Prize, the Golden Satellite Award, the London Critics Circle Film Award, and the Award of the Japanese Academy.
Thursday Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? ‘They don’t even know what it is to be a fan. Y’know? To truly love some silly little piece of music, or some band, so much that it hurts…’
Wednesday’s Quizzler is……….
Oxymorons are not thick bovines, but two words, with opposite meanings, linked together to form a descriptive phrase. As an example, golfers play with metal woods.
Take a word from the top list, pair it with a word from the second, and find all 7 oxymorons.
LIST ONE: fine, dry, awfully, slipped, sweet, good, standing
LIST TWO: jump, good, sorrow, sherry, drizzle, up, grief
ANSWER: Fine drizzle. Dry sherry. Awfully good. Slipped up. Sweet sorrow. Good grief. Standing jump.
Thursday’s Quizzler is……….
Gretchen just returned from the beach, and told her brother Henry that she found three interesting types of shells. He asked what they were, and she answered with these rebuses:
1. Nice Naughty Nice Naughty
2. Naughty Nice Naughty Nice
*3. Nice Nice Nice Nice
After thinking for a while, Henry says, “I get the first two types of shells, but didn’t you say you found three?”
“Oops! I almost forgot!” replies Gretchen, as she hits her brother on the head.
“Now I know them all!” he laughs.
WEDNESDAY’S QUIZZMASTER OF THE DAY AWARD GOES TO OUR RESIDENT GENIUS, MS. ANDREA L. BANKS.
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