Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏


WELCOME to Wednesday, April 20, 2016.     


If you are an average American, in your whole life, you will spend an average of 6 months waiting at red lights.

It’s impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.

Leonardo Da Vinci invented the scissors.

Maine is the only state whose name is just one syllable.

No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver, or purple.

Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing.

Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite.

Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.

‘Stewardesses’ is the longest word typed with only the left hand and ‘lollipop’ with your right.

The average person’s left hand does 56% of the typing.

The cruise liner, QE2, moves only six inches for each gallon of diesel that it burns.

The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket.

The sentence: ‘The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog’, uses every letter of the alphabet.

The winter of 1932 was so cold that Niagara Falls froze completely solid.

The words ‘racecar’, ‘kayak’ and ‘level’ are palindromes.  They read the same whether you read them left to right or right to left.

There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar.

There are more chickens than people in the world.

There are two words in the English language that have all five vowels in order: ‘abstemious’ and ‘ facetious.’

There’s no Betty Rubble in the Flintstones Chewables Vitamins.

Tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur.

TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.

Winston Churchill was born in a ladies’ room during a dance.

Women blink nearly twice as much as men.

Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks; otherwise it will digest itself.

Now you know everything.Emoji

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a wonderful Wednesday people, and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace, I am outta here, Eucman!     



“Take time to deliberate, but when the time for action has arrived, stop thinking and go in.” –Napoleon Bonaparte 

“The man who reads nothing at all is better educated than the man who reads nothing but newspapers.” –Thomas Jefferson 

“If you drink, don’t drive. Don’t even putt.” –Dean Martin    


G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F…. 

The day’s lesson in Mr Thomas’s kindergarten class was numbers. He wrote a “1” on the board.

“Who knows what number this is?” he said. Several hands went up.

“Michael?” he said.

“That’s a “1,” Michael replied.

“Very Good. And who knows what comes after 1?” Fewer hands went up.

“Margaret?” Margaret replied “2.”

“Very good. And what comes after 2?” Only a couple hands were raised. “Yvonne?”

“3,” Yvonne replied. “Very Good,” said Mr Thomas.

“Now, what comes after 3?” she continued. Only Pat’s hand was raised. “Pat?”

“4 comes after 3!” she said, enthusiastically.

“Very good.” Mr Thomas replied. Pat continued, “And after that comes 5, 6 and 7.”

“That’s right. Very good, Pat!”

“And after that, 8, 9 and 10!”

“Impressive!” said Mr Thomas. “Where did you learn your numbers?”

“My father taught me,” Pat answered.

“Well, you have a very caring and attentive father,” Mr Thomas said.

“Yes, he’s the best!” was Pat’s reply.

“Did he teach you what comes after 10?”

“Yes,” Pat said. “Jack, Queen, King and Ace.”  



Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from??? ‘Love. Where does it come from? Who lit this flame in us? No war can put it out, conquer it. I was a prisoner. You set me free.’

Answer:  The Thin Red Line! Pvt. Jack Bell (Ben Chaplin) says this in narration to the woman he left behind when he came to fight the war. This was an extremely powerful movie, much better than ‘Saving Private Ryan’, in my opinion. 

Wednesday Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???  ‘Dance is more than the steps. Feel the music and dance for sheer joy.’



Tuesday’s Quizzler is……….

 If you like solving puzzles, periodically,

Then this may suit your particular body chemistry.

One is partly controversial but makes hard teeth with just a trace,

Two is notoriously poisonous and sometimes seen with old lace.

Three made the Hindenburg rise and fall disastrously from the sky,

Four is most essential, without Thyroxin you would surely die.

Five is up in the air and to life it is very dear.

Six is like your favourite pub, a lot to do with atmosphere.

Put us all together and we wield economic power,

A magazine? ; a dress ? ; a trend? ; I change by the hour.

What am I? 

ANSWER:  One : Fluorine in Fluoride prevents tooth decay.(F)

Two: Arsenic is poisonous (1944 Cary Grant movie “Arsenic and Old Lace” (As)

Three: Airship Hindenburg was filled with Hydrogen (H).

Four: Iodine is required by the thyroid gland for production of thyroxin. (I)

Five: oxygen required by most living organisms (O).

Six: Nitrogen makes up 80% of our atmosphere. (N)

F As H I O N

Fashion dictates spending patterns.

A Fashion Magazine.

A Fashion(able) dress.

Fashion is a trend.




Wednesday’s Quizzler is……….

Oxymorons are not thick bovines, but two words, with opposite meanings, linked together to form a descriptive phrase. As an example, golfers play with metal woods. 

Take a word from the top list, pair it with a word from the second, and find all 7 oxymorons. 

LIST ONE: fine, dry, awfully, slipped, sweet, good, standing 

LIST TWO: jump, good, sorrow, sherry, drizzle, up, grief



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