Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏


WELCOME to Tuesday, April 19, 2016.     

SOMETHING to Think About…..

At least 10 people in this world love you in some way.

A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don’t like you.

Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep.

You mean the world to someone.

If not for you, someone may not be living.

You are special and unique.

When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it.

Always remember the compliments you received.  Forget about the rude remarks.

Always tell someone how you feel about them; you will feel much better when they know.

If you have a great friend, take the time to let them know that they are great.

At least 5 people in this world love you so much they would die for you.

The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you.

When you think the world has turned its back on you, take a look: you most likely turned your back on the world.

Someone that you don’t even know exists loves you.

When you think you have no chance of getting what you want, you probably won’t get it, but if you believe in yourself, probably, sooner or later, you will get it.

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great Tuesday people, and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace, I am outta here, Eucman!     



“Men look at women the way men look at cars. Everyone looks at Ferraris. Now and then we like a pickup truck, but we all end up buying station wagons.” –Tim Allen

“Four kids! If you want to know what it’s like to have a fourth just imagine you’re drowning…and then someone hands you a baby.” -Jim Gaffigan

“Does anyone know if ‘Take Your Daughter to Work Day’ is the same day as ‘Lock Your Son Up in a Closet Day?’ Cause it would really save me some time.” –Bob Van Voris  


G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F…. 

At a workshop on dog temperament, the instructor noted that a test for a canine’s disposition was for an owner to fall down and act hurt. A dog with poor temperament would try to bite the person, whereas a good dog would lick his owner’s face or show concern. 

Once, while eating pizza in the living room, I decided to try out this theory on my two dogs. I stood up, clutched my heart, let out a scream and collapsed on the floor. 

The dogs looked at me, glanced at each other and raced to the coffee table for my pizza.Emoji 


Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ What movie is this quote from??? ‘Love gives you wings. It makes you fly. I don’t even call it love. I call it Geronimo. When you’re in love, you’ll jump right from the top of the Empire State and you won’t care, screaming “Geronimo” the whole way down. I love her so bad, I just… whoa, she wrecks me. I’d die for her.’  

Answer: Conspiracy Theory! Jerry (Mel Gibson) talks about his feelings for Alice (Julia Roberts). ‘Conspiracy Theory’ was directed by Richard Donner (‘The Goonies’, ‘Superman’, the ‘Lethal Weapon’ movies). 

Tuesday Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? ‘Love. Where does it come from? Who lit this flame in us? No war can put it out, conquer it. I was a prisoner. You set me free.’ 


Monday’s Quizzler is……….

Without changing the order of the letters, place the four letter words on the dashes to form eight letter words. All the words will not be used.

Veto, Lent, Rake, Hilt, Clam, Abut, Tile

1. __ um__ __ i __ y

2. Pro __ __ __ i __

3. __ err __ b __ __

4. __ __ xa __ i __ n

5. Ove __ t __ __ __ 

ANSWER: 1. Humility – hilt

2. Proclaim – clam

3. Terrible – tile

4. Vexation – veto

5. Overtake – rake 



Tuesday’s Quizzler is……….

If you like solving puzzles, periodically,

Then this may suit your particular body chemistry.

One is partly controversial but makes hard teeth with just a trace,

Two is notoriously poisonous and sometimes seen with old lace.

Three made the Hindenburg rise and fall disastrously from the sky,

Four is most essential, without Thyroxin you would surely die.

Five is up in the air and to life it is very dear.

Six is like your favourite pub, a lot to do with atmosphere.

Put us all together and we wield economic power,

A magazine? ; a dress ? ; a trend? ; I change by the hour.

What am I?



LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in WEDNESDAYS Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases!  Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com.https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/  Emoji EmojiEmojiEmojiEmojiEmojiEmoji

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